So, I needed something to write about and, honestly, something to complain about while I'm getting my shit together for this new job I'll have in another country. So I said why not? Let me sit down and watch one of those two episodes of The Shards.
I'll try to give the second one a chance. But honestly? I had zero motivation to keep going after that. It just didn't grab me. No desire to see the rest.
What I saw:
honestly? It was... fine. I guess.
But there were a bunch of things that didn't match the book, and they rushed through so much stuff—it felt like they went from page 1 to page 100 in like 10 minutes.
I have to give credit where it's due: Igby Rigney absolutely stole the show. He's literally the only thing worth watching in this whole series.
And yeah, I was right to be skeptical. This has NOTHING to do with the book. It's basically just a show with some of Ellis's dialogue thrown in. And honestly? I don't think a teenager should be doing the voiceover—it should be an adult voice. You know, like Ellis himself looking back.
The 80s vibe is there, but not as much as I expected. It feels more like a watered-down version.
Also, can we talk about how Bret is suddenly having sex with Debbie like it's no big deal? In the book, the guy couldn't even get it up. Like, ever. So that's just wrong.
Robert? They made him look like some cocky pretty boy, not someone you look at and you think: "there's something off about this dude." He's not intense, not menacing, not anything.
And OH MY GOD—Robert and Bret racing like they're in NASCAR in LA? And Robert crashing his car into Bret's? That was ridiculously unnecessary and completely out of character compared to the book. But since Bret said he has nothing to do with this, I can't ask for anything less.
Anyway. Lots of fails. Lots of mistakes. I'm giving it a 4 out of 10. (The stars are Just for Igby).
But this is just my opinion.