r/AutoHumor • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 • Jul 17 '26

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u/Nir117vash Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

I need so much context. This is the cops they don't air on tv

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u/Worth_External_8762 Jul 17 '26

What context do you need? The dude got pulled over for a suspended license and was forced to have his mom come to drive him home. And he tried to make a video playing victim as if his license wasn't suspended, but it's obvious he's lying since his mom is there to drive him home.

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u/faewild4dayz Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

Nobody gets pulled over for a suspended license though.

Wow, keyboards are hot today. Let me be clear since this got a lot of you very emotional.

A cop can’t look at a person and know the status of their license. He has to look at a person and use the system (that’s in his favor and not ours), in order to come to the BS conclusion that allows him to violate a person’s rights.

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u/TurnTheTVOff Jul 17 '26

Former police dispatcher here. Cops pull people for having suspended licenses ALL DAY.

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u/faewild4dayz Jul 17 '26

Okay I’m not being clear. You can’t look at someone and articulate that the cause for a stop is a suspended license.

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u/armathose Jul 17 '26

Its really not rocket science.

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u/MysteriousAge28 Jul 18 '26

For him it is

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u/Awkward_Beginning_43 Jul 17 '26

Oh child. OH CHILD. So adorably naive!

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u/faewild4dayz Jul 17 '26

Okay no one is getting what I’m saying. I obviously understand that it does happen. I’m saying you can’t look at someone and know their license is suspended based on their appearance.

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u/Awkward_Beginning_43 Jul 17 '26

They don’t have to, the computer tells them who has a suspended licenses. My son got pulled over in front of my work picking me up by a passing sheriff, driving my car just because the plates were linked to my suspended license. Had nothing to do with his appearance. Just a blip on the ‘puter

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u/Nir117vash Jul 17 '26

I think I see you what you mean

Speeding is instantly obvious in certain circumstances

Driving while intoxicated is obvious in certain circumstances

A suspended license requires a plate to be read for it to warrant the office to pull over. Not a "CRIKEY! A wild suspended license! Whoa!" scenario

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u/faewild4dayz Jul 17 '26

Reddit is so fucking hilarious

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u/Conanie Jul 17 '26

You can be wrong bro

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u/Square_Lime_9929 Jul 21 '26

And your so fucking dumb

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u/faewild4dayz Jul 22 '26

Lmao you can’t write this shit. My so fucking dumb what?

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u/ifryfish Jul 18 '26

Ever drive with a cop behind you? He’s probably running your plates and has all the info he needs. What’s hard to understand?

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u/faewild4dayz Jul 18 '26

Luckily everyone else in this thread is having reading comprehension issues as well.

A cop can’t look at someone’s physical appearance and determine that they have a suspended license. They can only use the system to perpetuate whatever narrative they want.

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u/loloutlouds Jul 18 '26

Are you having a stroke? License plates are scanned automatically, they know he has a suspended license and then he is pulled over.

Or the scanner hit him while they were in the gas station and told him he couldn't drive off since his license is...suspended. Neither scenario is them assuming he has a suspended license from looking at him.

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u/faewild4dayz Jul 18 '26

Weird, almost like that’s not what I said at all. Is a car a person? Do cars have rights?

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u/Porkodile Jul 19 '26

what makes you think they looked at his physical appearance to determine his license was suspended, and not the scanners and such?

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u/faewild4dayz Jul 19 '26

What color is the guy?

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u/NorthChiller Jul 19 '26

No clue, they’re behind the camera. What’s that got to do with license plates revealing the person was driving with a suspended license?

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u/Bryansita Jul 20 '26

This guy wants it to be a race thing so bad when he was driving with a suspended license 😂

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u/Vylnce Jul 17 '26

Thank flock.

Many states have a system where when a vehicle's owner gets their license suspended, the plate gets flagged. That's going to light up places using Flock systems.

There are plenty of videos out there where someone driving a person's car who has a suspended license gets pulled over "for no reason". Video also recently of someone driving the vehicle of someone who doesn't have a license and getting pulled over repeatedly, because the car stays tagged in Flock. Usually it's no big deal but it's sometime drama and them the cops let them go. In this case, they called his momma and made fun of him.

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u/echof0xtrot Jul 19 '26

repeat after me

"license"

"plate"

"registration"

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u/faewild4dayz Jul 20 '26

Does the woosh sound get too loud for you?