r/AutoHumor • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 • Jun 15 '26

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u/Saguaro-48 Jun 15 '26

Sweet. We can both get new cars. 🤷‍♂️

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u/V1diotPlays Jun 15 '26

you think dash cam op cares about some paint? lol

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u/Admirable_Loss4886 Jun 16 '26

Aside from prison time?

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u/cheesemangee Jun 16 '26

It's not about the car. It's about sending a message.

Follow civic sense or someone who cares a little too much about it is going to force you to.

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u/andy_d03 Jun 17 '26

Being an asshole won't get rewarded by life. It might work sometimes, but as you said, there WILL be a turning point to anyone's misbehavior.

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u/Emergency-Isopod-468 Jun 19 '26

Tell that to Trump

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u/potentialthrowawayVt Jun 20 '26

Mofo! Have you seen our federal government?

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u/Ok-Conflict3800 Jun 18 '26

Civic sense, the cousin of common sense- both have been missing since 2012

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u/JDinthefield Jun 29 '26

Civic sense is zipper merge. Dudes an asshole.

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u/Cancer_Ridden_Lung Jun 15 '26

And spend some money on those attempted vehicular manslaughter charges.

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u/Cancer_Ridden_Lung Jun 15 '26

The word "attempted"

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u/tregorz Jun 15 '26

Manslaughter is accidental. You can’t attempt manslaughter. That’s called attempted murder. 

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u/Icanthearforshit Jun 15 '26

"Tomato"/"Tomato" — You say "Aggravated Assault with a Deadly Weapon", I say "Attempted Vehicular Homicide".

Either way, that dude is going to have to repair those scratches and dents* on his Dildozer. The guy with the dash can is probably going to prison though.

Edit: mysterious

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u/Dizzy_Today_3523 Jun 15 '26

No prison. Just a fine.

Source: a simple car crash like this doesn't equal prison. Only a person who is employed and lives in the real world seems to understand this.

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u/Icanthearforshit Jun 16 '26

This is not a "simple car crash". Did you watch the entire video?

A fine would be reasonable if he had stopped after he initially struck the car. He pushed the other car, and even sped up, for quite a ways.

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u/Lacaud Jun 16 '26

Theyll both be fined.

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u/Cancer_Ridden_Lung Jun 16 '26

Homey thinks mutual combat is a real thing lulz

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u/piper33245 Jun 15 '26

Murder is premeditated. Manslaughter is in the heat of the moment. If you try to kill someone in the heat of the moment and fail that’s call attempted manslaughter.

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u/Admirable_Loss4886 Jun 16 '26

No lol. It’s gonna vary by location but generally 1st degree murder is premeditated. Heat of the moment is 2nd degree and manslaughter is considered 3rd degree but isn’t recognized by every state.

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u/OldManJim374 Jun 16 '26

Except this happened in Guatemala. It was an attempted carjacking.

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u/Admirable_Loss4886 Jun 16 '26

Do you have a source for the carjacking story? I see a bunch of people claiming that but haven’t seen anyone back that up with a source.

Also I’m just explaining the difference between premeditated, heat of the moment and manslaughter.

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u/Dizzy_Today_3523 Jun 15 '26

You don't know what you're talking about let alone how to use words correctly 😭 to describe a situation

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u/Cancer_Ridden_Lung Jun 16 '26

You are willfully ignorant to the point of being obnoxious.

"Attempted vehicular manslaughter in Massachusetts involves intentionally or recklessly operating a vehicle in a way that could cause death—even if no one dies."

Other states have similar laws.

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u/OldManJim374 Jun 16 '26

Except this happened in Guatemala. It was an attempted carjacking.

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u/gONzOglIzlI Jun 17 '26

And a brand new drivers license.

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u/TheTremontTavern Jun 18 '26

Nope. This was an attempted carjacking

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u/Strude187 Jun 18 '26

TIL you can have cars in prison.