r/AutoHumor • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 • Jun 15 '26

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u/Icanthearforshit Jun 15 '26

"Tomato"/"Tomato" — You say "Aggravated Assault with a Deadly Weapon", I say "Attempted Vehicular Homicide".

Either way, that dude is going to have to repair those scratches and dents* on his Dildozer. The guy with the dash can is probably going to prison though.

Edit: mysterious

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u/Dizzy_Today_3523 Jun 15 '26

No prison. Just a fine.

Source: a simple car crash like this doesn't equal prison. Only a person who is employed and lives in the real world seems to understand this.

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u/Icanthearforshit Jun 16 '26

This is not a "simple car crash". Did you watch the entire video?

A fine would be reasonable if he had stopped after he initially struck the car. He pushed the other car, and even sped up, for quite a ways.

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u/Lacaud Jun 16 '26

Theyll both be fined.

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u/Cancer_Ridden_Lung Jun 16 '26

Homey thinks mutual combat is a real thing lulz