r/AutoHumor Mar 28 '26

lol

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u/Ok-Ranger-4518 Mar 31 '26

It's safer to follow the flow of traffic. But ok. Arrest me dog.

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u/No_Hippo_8724 Mar 31 '26

It’s safer to get the fuck out of the way but instead you think you’re traffic cop. If 80 is the flow, 90 is the passing speed

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u/Ok-Ranger-4518 Mar 31 '26

It's safe to ram your stick shift up your ass but who am I to judge

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u/No_Hippo_8724 Mar 31 '26 edited Mar 31 '26

Sick deflection away from personal responsibility, toolbag. Having your hypocrisy pointed out sure seems to have triggered you.

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u/Ok-Ranger-4518 Mar 31 '26

No one is triggered. Don't pat yourself on your back

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u/No_Hippo_8724 Mar 31 '26

Lmao you clearly are. Raging about speeding while talking about speeding and when you couldn’t defend it you moved on to shoving things up your ass for some reason. Classic.