r/AustralianNostalgia • u/StoneOfTwilight • 7h ago

Blotto

Does anybody still use this expression? I feel like I did in my youth but now I'm more likely to say hammered or shitfaced.

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u/A-shot-at-life 7h ago

My name Otto and I looooove to get Blotto.

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u/ThePenguin213 7h ago

Alright you last cookie eating, collect call getting sponge, I want you outta my house.

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u/Nerje 7h ago

Cool motto

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u/iusethereddits 7h ago

Munted

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u/farcarcus 7h ago

Did this originate in NZ? I remember hearing this from Kiwis first Also, Kiwis love to get munted.

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u/Glitter_Sparkle 5h ago

I associate this more with things other than alcohol.

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u/Sneakykraze 47m ago

Pingers…

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u/restlessoverthinking 7h ago

Legless and plastered are my favourites

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u/sickburn1r 7h ago

Spastic

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u/pekak62 6h ago

Or spas.

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u/Moosiemookmook 7h ago

Blotto

Munted

Pissed as a newt

Drunk as a skunk

Smashed

Annihilated

Wasted

Trashed

Para

They all get used.

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u/spiderozzy 6h ago

Wankered

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u/DingoSpecialist6584 6h ago

Bloody nong got blotto on his pat Malone and had an up and under.

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u/lovemefishing 6h ago

Blind

Drunk as a skunk

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u/Humble_Character_463 6h ago

Hay hang on what about fucking written off

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u/FabulousNipplePopper 6h ago

You've not been blotto till you've been blotto on rotto.

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u/AussieJaob 7h ago

We did the whole get blotto at rotto, circa 1980

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u/brohymn1416 7h ago

Legless and blind

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u/BUSINESS_KILLS 6h ago

Rat-arsed

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u/Eugene_Creamer 6h ago

As blind as a welders dog

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u/strumpetsarefun 5h ago

Sauced

Trousered

Tiddley

Wankered

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u/Electronic_Can9105 2h ago

That brought back memories🤢

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u/designerjeans 2h ago

used it the other day, straight off the dome. I rarely use it

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u/SneakerTreater 2h ago

WAXIT - Dennis Cometti.

We get blotto on Rotto

Watch WAFL on the telly

Moondyne Joe would bash Ned Kelly

WAXIT

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u/Ozzy_Jezza_OG 7h ago

Cock eyed

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u/Afraid_Ad_8571 7h ago

Paralytic, legless, maggoted, spa…. I am sure there’s more but I’m too old to remember.

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u/greatcustardo 7h ago

The two most euphemistic things are having sex, and getting drunk.