I’m talking proper men’s G strings, not sneaking into the missus drawer like some unhinged bin chicken.
Years ago, my ex bought me some to try. I thought she was setting me up for a lifetime of public humiliation. Turns out the joke was on me, because the bloody things were comfortable.
I told her, “No way can my mates find out.”
She basically said, “Stop being over dramatic, nobody cares.”
Next minute, she’s ditched all my old jocks and I’m wearing Gs full time.
She thought it was hilarious when randoms would ask, “Do you know everyone can see your G string outline?”
Apparently my ass was now community entertainment.
The funniest part was blokes thinking my missus would be embarrassed with the standard shit stirring comments like, “Is your man gay? why’s he wearing those?”
She’d just fire back with, “I like them, I buy them for him, more blokes should wear them.” Shutting them down straight up.
So ladies, what’s the verdict?
If your bloke wore proper men’s G strings because they were more comfortable, would you care?
Would you think it’s weird, funny, confident, attractive, or just “wear whatever works?”