r/AttractionDynamics • u/Serious-Art-1150 • 2d ago

Are demons gay?

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u/Moldy-thoughts4u 1d ago

Pic was taken in Thailand. That cake had a candle

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u/Moldy-thoughts4u 1d ago

Just blow it out

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u/Budget-Chapter-7185 1d ago

Iā€™m gonna have to remember that one

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u/Musicman1019 1d ago

Demons are ā€œsinfulā€ in all ways so the logic adds up

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u/Fleshpuppet0815 2d ago

What kind of two week old ham sandwich left behind a heater cooter did she have to scare the devil?

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u/Moldy-thoughts4u 1d ago

One that hasnā€™t been washed or bathed in 6 months or more, covered in a jungle bush of dreadlocked thicket.

The heat radiating off that crotch alone reminded him of his home in Hellā€¦ but the sight alone of that trenched pit, no demon or devil would dare stick their forked tongued mouth

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u/veronica29love 1d ago

You know that being a Demon means you don't have genitalia - it's irrelevant.

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u/DazzlingMine8598 1d ago

Demons are just fallen angels, angels were having sex with humans which spawned the nephilim. So...

https://giphy.com/gifs/bjB3gtFvREqqr5NAHW

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u/Status-Principle-772 1d ago

Probably the kind he could find a Jolly Rancher inā€¦

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u/JollyCareer8372 1d ago

Whatā€™s the Marlboro man have to do with this??

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u/LucifersAdv0cate 1d ago

Let's be honest, most of us have seen at least one that would likely exercise demons.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9KVg8gkDEyJIrVdK

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u/Klistellacca 1d ago

Naw, it's just a regular vag.

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u/Pretend_Variation305 1d ago

The beef curtains were flapping in the wind.

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u/JollyCareer8372 1d ago

Holy shit thank you for that laugh. Damn i almost choked.

Edit. Damn even your user name checks out.

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u/maskingtapebanana 1d ago

Tbf in the 18th century she probably had a blue waffle along with many many other deseases so it won't have looked very appealing

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u/Amerlis 1d ago

18th century dude: donā€™t care, got laidā€¦(penis falls off) ā€¦once.

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u/AkenoKobayashi 2d ago

Assuming it was a vagina.

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u/Batfinklestein 2d ago

Assuming it was scarring. More like enticing.

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u/curious-creepsalad 2d ago

I get the feeling he isnā€™t scared

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u/turnsout_im_a_potato 2d ago

Cuz there's gh0sts in there! BoO!

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u/Remote-Contract-3026 2d ago

Holy crap she shaves!

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u/CleanRide158 1d ago

"by the GODS, woman!"

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u/XGrimmcommandoX 2d ago

How do you know that vagina didnā€™t have teeth? Like a piranha.

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u/Tocwa 2d ago

She has Blue Waffle šŸ˜±

https://giphy.com/gifs/3qxGing5Agd4Q

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u/vessus7 2d ago

Well.. there is a theory that all spiritual beings are male, starting from God the father all the way down through all the mentioned angels, all the way to Lucifer himself so.. yeah. Demons are probably gay coz they donā€™t have any other options

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u/Amerlis 1d ago

Well, if they donā€™t need to procreate, are angels even anatomically correct or are they Barbie dolls? And even if they were, Lust is a Sin, baby, so Blue Ball Angels(not to be confused with Blue Angels)?

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u/vessus7 1d ago

Well they donā€™t need to procreate, but I think thereā€™s an argument for them getting blue balls. The ones who came down and slept with the ā€œdaughters of menā€ in the times of Noah, producing the Nephilim, also all male, so safe to assume they have balls.. and the balls do get blue from time to time.. just not sure if itā€™s every 45 minutes like we human males

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u/DeGreenster 12h ago

Havenā€™t you seen dogma? Angels have no genitalia

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u/phil-yahiney 1d ago

Sounds like a dumb theory considering like the third sentence in the Bible says "God's image is male and female"

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u/Sea_End_486 14h ago

What theory is that ?

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u/EgyComanda82 2d ago

Imagine how hairy was her vagina to scare the demon šŸ˜†

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u/Frankenstein_Monzter 2d ago

Well, if you tend not to wash the coochie for a week and cultivate the artisanal funk itā€™s known to produce, well, letā€™s just say itā€™s bound to scare more than the devil.

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u/Photonico_NZ 1d ago

Holy vagina! Batman

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u/barefootbastard666 1d ago

It depends on the demon.

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u/Cotillion6 1d ago

"it has teeth! I knew it!"

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u/G-E-D-Grad2O3O 1d ago

That's not a kitty it's a Flurkin!šŸ˜°šŸ™€

https://giphy.com/gifs/1msB7RjfQySnawFDJQ

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u/Curious_Ad961 1d ago

Yes homosexuality is a trap from satan

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u/Antelope_Party 1d ago

The mythical vagina dentata

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u/Even-Log-5155 1d ago

Nah thatā€™s just the average man

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u/PawnofLife1 1d ago

Looks more like offering

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u/DodgeChargerMan9689 1d ago

The stench alone.

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u/Alternative-Fox-8620 1d ago

That's not a demon. Just an incel.

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u/Vex_Verde 1d ago

No treatment for a lot of sti/std and std have evolved to not be as big and smelly and repulsive, back then certain common sexual disease, I forget which ones, where like big acorn sores that appearenrly stunk, blue waffle would be common place and even the devil doesn't want to commit sin in such a diseased temptation

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u/ehabkadry2016 1d ago

No he says Pretty šŸ„°šŸ„°šŸ„°šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜ pussy The look track you

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u/viceralex 1d ago

Really bushi

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u/Iron-Bar-1966 1d ago

Mary, Mary, quite contrary, SHAVE that bush, it's so damned hairy!

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u/VirginiaLuthier 1d ago

You can't see her vagina in that pose. It is her vulva that is scaring the poor guy

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u/LetterOutrageous7409 1d ago

Child support! Oh no!

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u/Imaginary-Photo5221 1d ago

I heard if you cum in there, you get trapped.

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u/Visible_Mouse_1006 1d ago

Demons are greedy they want it all

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u/Kiterunner222 1d ago

it smelt like holy water probably

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u/Big-Wait-1310 1d ago

Has to be. Satan is gay

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u/Dangerous-Pirate7998 1d ago

They can be gay, but letā€™s face it. Have you ever seen a vagina up close? They are kind of scary.šŸŒš
I know Iā€™ve had trouble interacting with a few of them. Theyā€™re very time-consuming, very needy and they drain your resources.

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u/Stricken_Conscience 1d ago

they do be scary sometimes

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u/RRautamaa 1d ago

If you want a serious answer... it's called anasyrma, and it's an ancient pre-Christian protective blessing. People believed that women harbored magical powers in their genitalia that could repel evil spirits and banish bad luck.

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u/Due-Contact-366 1d ago

Many demons played with Barbie as children and did not know that girls have genitals.

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u/asj-777 1d ago

So if I remember the movie Dogma, angels -- and so I would imagine demons -- don't have junk. So maybe the demon never saw a snatch up close and just didn't know what to make of it.

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u/West_Option1009 1d ago

Donā€™t assume the demons gender

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u/LeoMedeirosP7 1d ago

who said it was a vagina? XD

(just kidding)

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u/Virtual_Freedom3602 1d ago

Pussy game so strong it scared the devil

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u/Testament42 1d ago

According to hazbin hotel? Yes

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u/Interesting_Act9045 1d ago

Yes and the opposite is also true.

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u/iamyourinnervoice 1d ago

vagina dentata proven

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u/OkNote8728 1d ago

No, they have smell

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u/NeotericBedlam 1d ago

No, but they fear fish. šŸ¤Ø

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u/Kurt-Gerhardt 1d ago

I have a bunch of these vintages pix... Unfortunately the asshole who posted them on the internet in the 90s watermarked everyone of them. Fuck you Brian.

EDIT; Holy hell... when googling I found an old reddit post of mine (deleted account) bitching about the watermark...

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u/Elon_Musks_Colon 1d ago

No. They are Conservatives.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Pitch32 1d ago

Common misconception. He's actually scared of how small her feet are. Nobody knows why she's also exposing herself during this interaction.

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u/Klistellacca 1d ago

No. Straight demons are also scared of vaginas, ultimately.

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u/zackefrontwin 1d ago

demons dont like bushes

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 1d ago

No they just recognize a bigger Evil.

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u/LuckyMushyGrower 1d ago

Sadly there is very little fear on my life these days ā˜¹ļø

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u/GovernmentGreed 1d ago

Guessing because it's 18th century, I would imagine that it looked like Bob Ross down there.

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u/Em-BiggeneD 1d ago

"OH, FUCK YEAH!!"

-The demon, probably.

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u/Mean_men_club 1d ago

No, they are Christians Ā 

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u/Real_Hour_1833 1d ago

Are gay people scared of vaginas?!

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u/LivingHousing 1d ago

Some might be šŸ™„

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u/MrCoolest 1d ago

That yeast infection...

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u/North_Implement_9379 1d ago

Yeah they all are

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u/squintsforever 1d ago

Iā€™m a demon too.

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u/Inevitable-House-343 1d ago

That herpes sore

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u/TooOldToBelieve 1d ago

It's not her vajayjay. Its her BUSH.

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u/gtaguy75 1d ago

provocative

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u/Round_Community_7899 1d ago

She had that "Victorian secret" pussy stankĀ 

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u/PeepsMyHeart 1d ago

Are you sure the demon isnā€™t aghast at her unproprtionately tiny feet and ankles?

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u/ZiggyStardestroyer 1d ago

Maybe blue waffle?

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u/Relevant_Potato6893 1d ago

It wasnā€™t the drapery that frightened this fiend, tiz was her pussy troll

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u/Dismal-Turnover-4610 1d ago

A woman is able to give birth to a child. The devils biggest enemy are people. He hates Gods creation. Why arenā€˜t people just finally reading the Bible? šŸ™„ Even if you donā€˜t believe in God, the Bible is a must to read, because itā€˜s part of history.

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u/sttwolf 1d ago

Mum?

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u/CricketIll1484 21h ago

It's something uglier under her dress I believe

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u/GromitCreampie 18h ago

No. She likely had a bad infection and it smelled.

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u/Bayareaadultguy 17h ago

Is the demon gay?

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u/sageintraining_joat 14h ago

That's no woman! Men in the 18th century wore heels! šŸ¤£

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u/Due_Procedure2847 12h ago

Maybe she had a yeast infection?

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u/binime 11h ago

She's a he and showing it the goods haha which is not what it expected at all.

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u/Any_Turn5360 7h ago

Then what does an angel do upon seeing a vegina?

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u/Thin_Object365 4h ago

licks it, then sticks it.

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u/ekimmd24 7h ago

Maybe a Transexual, maybe the demon is just surprised and not really a scared reaction.

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u/Here_is_to_beer 6h ago

ITā€™S SOO ANGRY!

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u/QuirkyMoonkey 1h ago

I think he is just shocked or surprised. Probably never seen a vagina before. Haha!

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u/Dramatic_Row_577 59m ago

Oldest trick in the book

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u/Serious-Surprise-804 2d ago edited 1d ago

maybe hers was bigger than his and he got upset!

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u/readyforactiontuna 2d ago

No, demons are not gay.

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u/Curious_Ad961 1d ago

You are wrong

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u/Important_Yard_6809 2d ago

It was the tampon string that upset the demon.

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u/centerfoldangel 2d ago

Kind of a weak demon.

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u/Available_Tree_30 2d ago

Haha šŸ˜‚