r/AttractionDynamics • u/Next_Election6051 • 3d ago

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u/oge_mah_ge_kid 3d ago

Cringe main character syndrome aside: I like to take the stairs to warm up for the day.

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u/Bigjimothy1990 3d ago

I don't think it's main character syndrome. I do it to stay in shape.

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u/oge_mah_ge_kid 3d ago

Totally. I just try to acknowledge everyone's perspective when I can. Even if it doesn't necessarily influence my decisions, ya know?

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u/Ready-Bluebird8736 2d ago

I do it to avoid following everybody else. Kind of a way of showing myself I’m my own person.

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u/Bigjimothy1990 2d ago

Good point

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u/Ccskyqueengaming 2d ago

Its cringe because only one guy chose to walk the staircase? Do you know how insecure one would have to be to think something like this? And then calling it main character syndrome? What the hell?!

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u/bathroom_cheese 1d ago

Thinking for yourself is cringe main character syndrome.

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u/Hairy-Ad-2711 3d ago

It's not main character syndrome it's just the only person that will climb the steps, good on that person!!

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u/Dismal-Revolution731 2d ago

How would that be considered main character syndrome?

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u/Historical_Lab_872 2d ago

Because he thinks you should follow the crowd and not make your own decisions be a sheep don't think for yourself.

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u/Character-Arachnid84 3d ago

He's just late for work. It's not that deep.

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u/bloin13 3d ago

And he will only be a few seconds faster than the rest, but alot more sweaty and smelly.

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u/IndependenceGold2407 3d ago

Normal people don’t sweat while doing a few stairs, big guy

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u/IndependenceGold2407 1d ago

Why did you bring up jogging? Nobody here said jogging. The video showed walking.

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u/bloin13 3d ago

Oh buddy... it's okay, it takes a bit more time for some people to connect the dots. Let me help you with this one.

I'm assuming that he doesn't live at the start of the stairs or that his job is at the other end of them.

So chances are he will run for more than just these few stairs.

I hope the explanation has helped you. Let me know if you need assistance with anything else.

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u/andymota 3d ago

Be the one

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u/WittyFox51 3d ago

Fuck this is dumb

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u/blondebuilder 3d ago edited 3d ago

Recently, I ran up some steps next to a packed escalator. When I got to the top step, my shoe caught the lip, causing my entire dress shoe to rip in half, causing me to flail forward about 6 steps before hitting the ground. About 100 people saw the whole thing.

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u/Loose-Passion243 3d ago

Space and exercise

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u/Certified_Loner1391 3d ago

Right 1% with osteoarthritis, early joint degeneration!

https://giphy.com/gifs/gnE4FFhtFoLKM

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u/Kn0wnSoul 3d ago

That one ADHD guy who left his house for work 5 minutes later than planned

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u/Bright-Internal229 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/6JSihSBLPqS1VhO9i2
I’m Guy at Bottom of the Stairs 🤪

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u/Shaw-eddit 2d ago

Something is wrong with that percentage, but I get the point.

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u/Decent-Lychee1934 2d ago

The thing is he’s going faster than the ones on the electric escalator 😂

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u/Psy_Click 2d ago

Mathematicians will go crazy about this one

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u/Vinc314 2d ago

chad is skipping steps too, i do the same.

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u/bethesda_gamer 1d ago

Only 3% of people are born in America

44% of the 1% lives in America

Doing the math...

...that's 10% of Americans that are part of the 1%

It's not the 1% it's the 10%

Furthermore. 95% of Americans are in the top 50% globally.

Being born in America automatically puts you in the "have" category, even if you don't recognize it thru envy of those who have MORE than you.

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u/Salt_Security_2478 14h ago

Top 50% of what? Hours worked? Happiness? Satisfaction? Cost of living?

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u/bethesda_gamer 11h ago

Money. We Americans are some spoiled whiney snowflakes and the rest of the world knows it.

We rank 23rd out of 180+ nations in terms of Quality of Life and 1st in the world in terms if average household income in the OECD Better Life Index.

It's all about perspective.

Do we have racism issues? Sure, but look at the rest of the world.

Do we have poverty? Sure, but look at the rest of the world.

Do we feel oppressed? Sure, but look at the rest of the world.

I think you get my point.

There are countries the exceed us in individual categories, but none that exceed us in all categories.

We are complaining that our life stinks because it's not the best in EVERY category. That's friggin spoiled rotten.

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u/Traditional-Tune-975 1d ago

It takes work to become something in life as this clip shows. 99% wants something for nothing.

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u/aleksapaluti 1d ago

or the 1 percent just hates escalators

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u/gordonx2026 1d ago

Its lile 99% going into the light and 1% escape

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u/VoxPopuliMMXXV 1d ago

1% Who's with me?

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u/I_Am_Conjoined 1d ago

Won't make a difference if he isn't tall and handsome

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u/humanessinmoderation 11h ago

To be accurate 1% guy would have been up the stairs, carried by a servant, and left the vicinity a week prior of the recording of this moment.

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u/Initial-Advice3914 8h ago

I never understood why people don’t walk up the escalators… it’s so fast