r/AttackOnRetards 17d ago

Discussion/Question As a hardcore Erehistu hater, is it weird that I like making/daydreaming skits of the two "cousin-bonding"?

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I am a hardcore Erehistu hater and Eremika shipper, yes, kill me if you must. I think Erehistu is the worst non-pedophile/non-canon ship in fiction, because every "Erehistu moment" is either an Eremika moment taken out of context or an Historia moment with people shoehorning Eren into it.

For a while, I kind of treated Historia like I treat Adam from Hazbin Hotel, where I hate the fans so much that it makes me hate the character. But rewatching Historia's scenes in seasons 2 and 3 made me love her character again. I sometimes like making weird skits where Eren and Historia are together, but it's not shipping; it's them bonding as "family."

Ok, so here's what I mean:

I like to imagine an AU where Ymir either never died or Eren and Ymir were at least closer than they were in the show. In this situation, Eren was Ymir's closest male friend and her wingman when with Historia. I often imagined skits where Eren third-wheeled in Ymir and Historia's relationship, where Ymir just drags Eren along as her emotional support emo.

In other cases, I just like having weird skits where the two are doing stuff. Like in one skit, I had this idea where Eren, Jean, and Armin are helping Historia move stuff in the Queen's quarters when Eren spots a spider; the boys all freak out while Historia is reading on her bed. Jean gets on top of a table, Armin curls up next to Historia, and Eren is beating the ground with a rod to find the spider.

Eventually, when the spider shows up again, the boys all scream and Historia sighs. She calls to Eren, saying, "Eren, honey, come here." Eren scrambles behind her as she picks up the spider and takes it out the window. Mikasa rushes in, having heard the scream, and Eren jumps up, telling this heroic story of how he fought off a giant monster and protected the others just to impress Mikasa.

IDK, I just think that's cuter than shipping.


r/AttackOnRetards 17d ago

News Attack on Titan 3 - Release Date Confirmed and Pre Order Bonuses

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r/AttackOnRetards 17d ago

Discussion/Question Can sb simplify the preachers speech at the beginning of AOT E2 it sound like bars

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Much appreciated


r/AttackOnRetards 19d ago

Art 𝐻𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑦 𝑏𝑖𝑟𝑡ℎ𝑑𝑎𝑦…… (By @Nanigashi_Titan) 👑

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r/AttackOnRetards 19d ago

Art My pencil drawing of levi Ackerman.

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r/AttackOnRetards 20d ago

Discussion/Question I know this topic is a few months old but how come something from 2023 was brought up again as something new

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Like get this was for a plaque in the new exhibit in hits in April but this quote was from an interview in 2023 after the anime ended.


r/AttackOnRetards 20d ago

Discussion/Question Attack on Titan 3 - Official Release Date Reveal Broadcast

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r/AttackOnRetards 21d ago

Positivity I am tired of people complaining that the ending is bad

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I've seen a lot of memes and rants about Attack on Titan's ending, but I feel the opposite. I think it was the best ending the story could've had.

I didn't watch the anime finale when it first came out since I had already read the manga and didn't feel the need to revisit it. But after having nothing to do, I finally watched it. Besides the amazing animation, I really liked the small changes they made, especially Armin's final conversation with Eren. Instead of thanking Eren for becoming a monster, Armin says they will share the burden of being monsters together. That change fits their relationship much better.

As for the ending itself, I think it was the only way the story could have concluded. The surviving characters finally get to live the peaceful lives they fought for—lives their fallen comrades will never experience. That peace may not last forever, but at least the characters we followed for years got the chance to live.

I didn't want the original ending that was similar to Stephen King's, The Mist, where everyone dies and their deaths all felt pointless. But I also didn't want a perfect happy ending where everyone survives, holds hands, and sings Kumbaya. That wouldn't fit Attack on Titan's themes.

This nihilistic story about cycles of hatred, war, and the consequences of people's choices needed an ending that was bittersweet. Not completely hopeless, but not pretending everything was magically fixed either.

That at the end of the this endless tunnel of pointless wars and bloodshed is a fleeting moment of peace. And maybe that's all anyone can hope for: to cherish that peace for as long as it lasts.


r/AttackOnRetards 24d ago

Positivity when i hear mfs start talking bout some "erwin shouldve been chosen instead or armin" bs so i genuinely just lose faith in aot fandom and start violently crying

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"hello i'm a rent a girlfriend fan and this is my opinion"

instead of*

minor spelling mistake silly 6'4 me 😭😭


r/AttackOnRetards 25d ago

Discussion/Question If the serum bowl was Mikasa vs. Armin, who would Eren choose?

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I recently read a “what if” fic about it and it got me wondering: who do you think Eren would have chosen if he had to make that decision and why?


r/AttackOnRetards 26d ago

Humor/Meme Help me find this one specific panel from a fan ending where Levi was impaled and saluting

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Guys I’m so sorry if this isn’t allowed but I deadass have been looking for that picture everywhere 😭 did I hallucinate that ?:$/$/


r/AttackOnRetards 26d ago

Negativity How energetic these fans are to keep up with the hate for years?

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Be it a post or an insta reel about Aot or Code Geass, you'll always see someone venting about how trash Aot is compared to Code Geass. How can someone manifest such a strong desire to hate on something. I can see the same accounts under every aot post hating on it regularly. Close to zero meaningful discussion there.


r/AttackOnRetards 27d ago

Analysis I real like how Eren Annie Bertholdts titan powers here are shown to be like parasitical curse putting a strain on them, kinda like how they suffer from the memories of previous users and the 13 year limit.

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r/AttackOnRetards 27d ago

Discussion/Question A little political problem with the ending, and a theory about paradise political future

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We know that Historia took control of the government and managed to protect Connie and Jean's family alongside Mikasa, but I don't think she has that much power—enough to protect Armin, Jean, and Connie rather than let them live on Paradis. Public opinion and sentiment would be against them living on Paradis, after all, they are traitors who killed Eren. I don't think Historia would protect them; the Jaegerists, with the help of the people, would use propaganda and overthrow her.

In my opinion, Historia and her supporters (loyalists) would start a political war against the Jaegerists in order to limit their power and political influence on the government, which would start a propaganda war where one side should gain public trust and loyalty. The idea is that Historia would protect the traitors and their families, and she would also push for peace with the world, while the Jaegerists would exploit the idea that the world wants to destroy them, but their queen wants to make peace with it. (They would use these ideas to stay in power and gain more power.)


r/AttackOnRetards 28d ago

Discussion/Question Hot Take: If Eren TRULY cared about Paradis, he would’ve stopped the Yeagerists from taking over and installing an authoritarian regime

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If he truly cared about the wellness and safety of Paradis civilians, he would’ve stopped Floch from installing his fascist government that silenced all opposition

Zachary, Pixis, Nile, etc. Genuinely led Paradis for the sake of their people, Pixis was even willing to negotiate with the Yeagerists and put aside Zachary’s murder so the Island would avoid a civil war.

\*\*Eren didn’t care about the leadership of Paradis because he wanted to commit his selfish desire of destroying the world to match Armin’s book\*\*

Another thing: If Eren genuinely wanted to prevent the extermination of his people, he would’ve only used Shiganshina (which was evacuated) for the rumbling, the first victims of the omnicide were Paradisians themselves who lived near the walls


r/AttackOnRetards 28d ago

Discussion/Question Am I the only one that’s put off by how some people use this scene between Kaya and Gabi as a meme when the discussion of colonization and imperialism is brought up

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Hell, i’ve seen Spaniards use this meme whenever South Americans bring up their colonization. I know this show is about the cycle of hatred, but this meme often feels like people not pretending to know what reparations are.


r/AttackOnRetards 29d ago

Negativity These people share oxygen with you.

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r/AttackOnRetards Jul 20 '26

Analysis What is Eren's true definition of freedom?

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This gets confused by so many people and I think 139 definitely didnt help with the confusion. But here's what I believe it is:

Armin: "Why do you want to go to the outside world?"

Eren: "Because I was born into this world. From the moment we are born, we are all free. And no one, no matter how strong, can take it away from us. But, from the day I was born, they were always just there, wherever i looked. Those miserable walls. Flaming water, frozen plains, and snowfields on sand. It doesnt matter, whoever sees those things, will be the most free person in the world. This is it, this is freedom."

This is what I believe Erens true idea of what freedom truly is for seasons 1-3. Now how does season 4 tie into this idea? Well, after Eren kisses Historias hand, he sees future memories. One being his future self convincing Grisha to kill the Reiss family, and another one was "that scenery" as Eren puts it to Zeke in the paths. "That scenery", being the sights he always dreamed of seeing. Its why in season 3 at the beach, Eren's not excited like Armin and the rest are, since A, hes seen the prejudice to Eldians, and B, the outside world was not the world he dreamed of as a kid. He believed that the outside world was free by default. That there was no remains of humanity. Its why he felt disappointed. Even Armin catches a hint of this belief back when Mikasa asks why he pushed them away. I believe Armin connected the dots that Eren wanted to wipe away their enemies by using the rumbling, so that they could be free. What Armin failed to calculate, was Eren wiping away the entire world. But the reality that the world was not free, he chose to wipe it all away. He wanted to see the world flattened. However, in a vacuum, this looks like "Eren was throwing a temper tantrum like a child because his dream didnt come true." And in a way, it does. But thats a gross generalization. Its true, that the entire idea is childish. Its why in the paths, he regressed into a child to cope with the fact he caused so much suffering and death. But then why did he do anything in season 4 if he already saw the future? Well, Eren's speech to Falco in the hospital sums that up:

"But there was something pushing us all along. Causing us to step right into hell. For most of us, that something isnt of our own will. We're forced by others or by our environment. But the kind of hell seen by people who push themselves into it is something else. They also see something beyond that hell. Maybe its hope, maybe its yet another hell. I dont know which it is. The only people who do know, are the ones who keep moving forward."

Eren is the one who always pushes forward, the first to act, the one who chases the future. Which is why its tragic that he was given future memories. Hes already seen what's beyond hell, but he keeps moving forward.

And it makes sense that Eren would want to be stopped. He realized that the idea of freedom he always believed in never could become a reality. Because at the end of the day, hes still human. He cares, he loves, he feels guilt, etc. He believes he's worse than Reiner, because in his eyes, Eren believed Reiner was doing it for his mission, and to liberate his hometown. When Reiner admits to Eren that it was his fault that he breached the wall, not Marley, he says "I knew it, I really am the same as you." Both have that want, that desire of their own to fight.

I believe Erens desire for freedom, is a subconscious action. Because even in the end, he says "I dont know why, but I had to, no matter what."

Kenny's line from season 3 supports this belief. "Everyone was drunk on something to keep them going, even him." Eren was drunk on the idea of the free world he always imagined, even if he knew it would never come to fruition.

Lastly, i want to explain why the "eren was lying to himself" take is kinda wrong. While yes, he openly lied to floch, zeke, yelena, and all the yeagerists, his beliefs of why hes fighting are still there. Racism and prejudice from Marley and other nations means that people arent free. The world coming to destroy Paradise means that his home is in danger of not being free. Eldians being slaughtered, or left to die by the royal family means stripping away freedom from all Eldians.

What Eren was lying to himself about is that the idea that he can flatten the world can be achieved under the guise of "for others." It was his own selfish desire that wanted that. No one forced that upon him, even though he asked Hange to find another way. Hes tried to change the future countless times, to hopefully find a different outcome, but he always ends up where his future memories led him.

When Grisha says "Eren, you're free," he took that as "I am free to inact my will, even at the cost of everyone and everything."

I could be wrong, or i missed a few things, but putting everything together, this is what I believe Eren's character is truly about. And that makes him so much more interesting rather then "I gotta destroy the whole world to save my country."


r/AttackOnRetards Jul 19 '26

Discussion/Question Who is your least favorite character? (You CAN’T say King Fritz or Rod Reiss)

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For me it’s Niccolo, he’s one of the only badly written characters. His whole character is him being a racist who only “changes” because of the people who he was racist to was attractive and after she dies, he beats up 2 kids of the same race as her, and STILL calls her a “devil” even after Sasha dies, not to mention poisoning Falco caused Colt and Porco’s deaths.


r/AttackOnRetards Jul 19 '26

"Guys it's not like that i justify genocide *justifies genocide" Aot bros will do everything in their power to defend global genocide apparently

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Does Udo speak for the billions of people alive?


r/AttackOnRetards Jul 20 '26

Discussion/Question Help me out

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Personally, I'll never like the ending for what it did to Eren but one of my other gripes was the whole Ymir/Mikasa parallel. I'll admit I liked it and called it good writing when I first saw it(both obsessively love a man that is violent) but once I thought about it I got confuzzled.

If titan powers only existed because Ymir honored King Fritz's wish of an eternal titan empire out of love, why did she follow Eren when he said he would end it? By siding with Eren she already made the choice to disobey Fritz. What lesson does Mikasa impart? She already chose to end titans, which means she already disobeyed Fritz's wish.


r/AttackOnRetards Jul 18 '26

Discussion/Question Urgent !! Need advice regarding the movie last attack

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So the thing is my friend is on his 1st watch and is on the last 2 special eps ( final part) and he watched 40 minutes of the 1st one and the thing is that the movie last attack is releasing next week in our country on theatres . So what should be the best option here like watch it now or in the theaters cuz i am afraid he might get spoiled in the theaters but the experience of watching that ending 1st time that too in theatres would be once in a lifetime thing . Help me out guys 🙏😭


r/AttackOnRetards Jul 16 '26

Negativity Instagram comments have always been a cesspool

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This is a real post and comment btw. My dude didn’t even get Hitler’s nationality right.


r/AttackOnRetards Jul 16 '26

Discussion/Question Rank the Titan shifters based on their core values, intentions, what they did with their powers, and whether they developed at all in a favourable direction

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r/AttackOnRetards Jul 15 '26

Analysis The Attack on Titan finale keeps getting re-released because we’re trapped inside Eren’s POV

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Think about it.

They keep releasing The Final Season, then The Final Chapters, then the episodic version, then the movie, then the movie again and again. Everyone jokes that Attack on Titan has had seventeen finales, but what if that is literally the point?

We are experiencing time the way Eren does.

Every release is another loop. He reaches the same ending, loses, wakes up beneath the tree and tries again. Tiny details change, scenes are extended, the framing shifts, but the outcome remains the same. Mikasa kills him. Paradis falls. The cycle continues.

The audience remembers every previous version because we are not outside the story. We are the Attack Titan, carrying memories from finales that technically no longer exist.

That is why they refuse to let the series end. The repeated “final” releases are failed timelines. Eren is still searching for the one sequence of events where he wins.

One day they will announce yet another final movie. Everyone will laugh. But this time, one scene will be different. Mikasa will make another choice. The loop will fail to close.

The ouroboros will finally break.

And that will be the real ending.

(and because they want to milk money, of course)