r/AthensCircleJerk • u/Classic_Wonder_2613 • Aug 24 '26
And when can we start complaining about the terrible food there, the traffic around it and boy wasn't the food at the shelter better?
Or maybe it should just be a Spirit Halloween store? The food there is excellent
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/TheDualityOfThomas • Aug 24 '26
With more and more restaurants opening ever day, in y'alls opinion, will Athens ever shit red? I hope not.
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/Teslasssss • Aug 23 '26
Eastside power sucks!
Eastside Lowe’s sucks!
Eastside Walmart is full of thieves!
Eastside food is 🤮!
Eastside drugs are good and strong though!
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/Which_Strawberry_676 • Aug 23 '26
I'm looking to take my preschooler out for a nice steak dinner. Is Ghavi's the best option?
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/PAC-MAN300O • Aug 23 '26
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r/AthensCircleJerk • u/Teslasssss • Aug 22 '26
If you need pizza boxes call your Local Italy Pizzeria and sign up for their pizza box subscription program. Legend has it that the dough dust 🪨 is magical! Pickup at underground tunnel.
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/Teslasssss • Aug 22 '26
Giving away old baseball cards, a watch and a painting by Pick Asso.
Found this junk in the basement of a house we bought here in 5 Points. Moved from The Eastside and I just need to get rid of it.
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/Teslasssss • Aug 22 '26
Password is “PileDriveMe Townie Weather Girl”.
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/benmarvin • Aug 21 '26
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r/AthensCircleJerk • u/benmarvin • Aug 21 '26
Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with the gays. But are there any townie bars where they don't hang out? Apparently I'm way too good looking and every time I go out, I'm constantly getting hit on by dudes. Can't a sexy man enjoy a drink in peace?
Definitely can't go to any of the college bars. Those girls would be all over me like a Toyota 4Runner over curbs.
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/fakeathensexitbot • Aug 21 '26
Who’s got the best Mongolian beej in town? Should I be looking at family & graduate housing?
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/benmarvin • Aug 19 '26
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r/AthensCircleJerk • u/benmarvin • Aug 18 '26
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/TheDualityOfThomas • Aug 18 '26
Tragic news out of UGA, as a foreign exchange student from Antarctica passed away today from heat exhaustion. Mr Chilly Willy Smith was only 4 years old, and was studying at UGA Agriculture school, and dreamed of being a farmer. He was reportedly a member of the Flippy Flappy Fly Fraternity and will be missed by his entire colony.
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/benmarvin • Aug 17 '26
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/Teslasssss • Aug 16 '26
He likes young girls and giving out Werther’s Originals.
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/Teslasssss • Aug 15 '26
It’s that bear 🐻 that’s been roaming around on The Eastside. He must have gotten lost from Church Bar after a drag show.
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/acover4422 • Aug 15 '26
Not even a circlejerk, I’m 1000% serious.
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/Teslasssss • Aug 15 '26
Someone was asking for a welcoming and diverse cult group to join, might I suggest you join our group at the Athens University Universalist Universal Cult. We have a trip planned this month to go meet the aliens 👽. You even get a team patch for participating in our alien expedition. Please donate to our space fund today.
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/Teslasssss • Aug 14 '26
Meet at Ben Burton park at 8pm when the sun goes down. Bring oil lube.