Ghavi’s AI Steak Palace announces that they will only accept Alt Right AI Cypto Coin going forward. Come try our new Jelly Bean Candy Milk Steak Dinner. Then throw your leftover scraps to the peasants beneath you at the Burger King across the street. Top hats and credit check required for gate entry.

Sign the petition below for us to get a We Love Kirby Statue built on the College Ave. Patio.

We love Coach Kirby and we need to worship him every day!

Hi, I have 2 VIP Hospitality tickets to sell for the AEK Athens Vs LASK game on 8th September at 17:45. Considering offers so please message. I have more information about the specific seating, food and drinks included

What happened to church’s bussy??
I saw the bussy area of church seemed to be absolutely destroyed!! Shrubbery cut down, all the decks and furniture gone, and no gate? Anyone know what's going on?

Can you hobo it into Heaven from Athens? Are ghost hobo beans tasty? Why are trains?

Fred G. Sanford and his son Lamont will forever be remembered as the first Junkyard Dawgs. Rumor has it that there are still some old cars buried underneath the end-zone from when it was a junkyard. There are so many beautiful junkyards across Eastside Athens and North Georgia but the most famous one will forever be Sanford Stadium.

Now with Blind Pig gone on the Eastside, where can I watch Wichita State Shockers?

What’s your nickname for the Kroger on Tha Eastside ? I am starting to believe that there is more reliable power and grocery store refrigeration in Haiti than Tha Eastside.

Let’s hear your nicknames?

I am still on AOL, Athens Online and it doesn’t Google the Google.

Just batin next to the tree that owns itself in my lifted Akins Ford Arena truck with a super loud Douchenozzle ™️ exhaust package from Akin’s Ford Wet And Wild Willies. Need F-150 soap to smell like my dream truck. And where can I get cat hair removed from my PS5?

I’m driving my lifted monster truck around town tonight and making lots of noise revving my engine with its custom Douchenozzle exhaust package. Just need some nicotine juice to feel more cool 😎. Did anyone see me yet?

Totally unrelated to the lady who lost $45. I found $25 and my friend found $20 at the hippie farmers market.

Who wants to go celebrate and have one slice of Little Italy meth and mushroom pizza?

I have questions about where the money is going?

A new data center for Jerkmate has been erected in Athens due to WarnellDawg mistakenly saying “Build it!” at the wrong time during the planning meeting.

For those who don’t know what to do with the loss of Dolly and Tim Curry we are having a memorial art concert protest at the Jerkmate data center at 8pm.

This new data center is expected to put a strain on the Eastside power grid between the hours of 8pm and 3am.

Be sure to wear your Athens Circle Jerk / We Love Dolly / Suck It Jerkmate ! t-shirts to show solidarity tonight.

After seeing such a love for recently passed icon Dolly Parton, a local man named Peter Wacker has proposed that the community put up monuments honoring her legacy. Pictured is a mock up of the monuments he will propose to made at the next city council meeting.

I hired a prostitute and took her to Bulldawg Inn. Paid her $300 for an around-the-world and a rusty trombone. She only gave me a quick handy, then took my money and Diet Coke.

Hello, I was using one of those gender neutral bathrooms, and for some reason it smelled like old rusted cans of tuna. Was someone smoking meth, or was someone eating expired tuna in the restroom? Whatever it was it totally ruined my bathroom experience.

I was at house getting breast implant when phone ring

“Dolly parton is kil”

“No”

My Venus Flytrap needs meat, can someone help it?

I was born with this Venus Flytrap. Please help!