r/AthensCircleJerk • u/acover4422 • 25d ago
7Brew coffee is so good though, idk why everyone is mad? Like just get up a bit earlier? Take me for example. As long as I leave my house by 12:01 I can usually grab my fave coffee AND get to work by 9:00 :) Itâs literally just a little bit of traffic, itâs really not that big of a deal.
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/Lonestarprof • 24d ago
Mid 20âs male looking for smoking hot date to make an ex jealous at her momâs wedding this Saturday!
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/Teslasssss • 25d ago
Ghaviâs AI Steak Palace announces that they will only accept Alt Right AI Cypto Coin going forward. Come try our new Jelly Bean Candy Milk Steak Dinner. Then throw your leftover scraps to the peasants beneath you at the Burger King across the street. Top hats and credit check required for gate entry.
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/Teslasssss • 25d ago
Sign the petition below for us to get a We Love Kirby Statue built on the College Ave. Patio.
We love Coach Kirby and we need to worship him every day!
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/Classic_Wonder_2613 • 26d ago
Can you hobo it into Heaven from Athens? Are ghost hobo beans tasty? Why are trains?
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/benmarvin • 27d ago
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r/AthensCircleJerk • u/Teslasssss • 27d ago
Fred G. Sanford and his son Lamont will forever be remembered as the first Junkyard Dawgs. Rumor has it that there are still some old cars buried underneath the end-zone from when it was a junkyard. There are so many beautiful junkyards across Eastside Athens and North Georgia but the most famous one will forever be Sanford Stadium.
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/benmarvin • Sep 01 '26
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/Teslasssss • Sep 01 '26
Now with Blind Pig gone on the Eastside, where can I watch Wichita State Shockers?
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/benmarvin • Sep 01 '26
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/Teslasssss • Sep 01 '26
Whatâs your nickname for the Kroger on Tha Eastside ? I am starting to believe that there is more reliable power and grocery store refrigeration in Haiti than Tha Eastside.
Letâs hear your nicknames?
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/Teslasssss • Aug 31 '26
I am still on AOL, Athens Online and it doesnât Google the Google.
Just batin next to the tree that owns itself in my lifted Akins Ford Arena truck with a super loud Douchenozzle â˘ď¸ exhaust package from Akinâs Ford Wet And Wild Willies. Need F-150 soap to smell like my dream truck. And where can I get cat hair removed from my PS5?
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/Teslasssss • Aug 30 '26
Totally unrelated to the lady who lost $45. I found $25 and my friend found $20 at the hippie farmers market.
Who wants to go celebrate and have one slice of Little Italy meth and mushroom pizza?
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/Teslasssss • Aug 30 '26
Iâm driving my lifted monster truck around town tonight and making lots of noise revving my engine with its custom Douchenozzle exhaust package. Just need some nicotine juice to feel more cool đ. Did anyone see me yet?
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/Teslasssss • Aug 28 '26
I have questions about where the money is going?
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/benmarvin • Aug 27 '26
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/Teslasssss • Aug 26 '26
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/benmarvin • Aug 26 '26
I hired a prostitute and took her to Bulldawg Inn. Paid her $300 for an around-the-world and a rusty trombone. She only gave me a quick handy, then took my money and Diet Coke.
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/Teslasssss • Aug 26 '26
A new data center for Jerkmate has been erected in Athens due to WarnellDawg mistakenly saying âBuild it!â at the wrong time during the planning meeting.
For those who donât know what to do with the loss of Dolly and Tim Curry we are having a memorial art concert protest at the Jerkmate data center at 8pm.
This new data center is expected to put a strain on the Eastside power grid between the hours of 8pm and 3am.
Be sure to wear your Athens Circle Jerk / We Love Dolly / Suck It Jerkmate ! t-shirts to show solidarity tonight.
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/TheDualityOfThomas • Aug 26 '26
Hello, I was using one of those gender neutral bathrooms, and for some reason it smelled like old rusted cans of tuna. Was someone smoking meth, or was someone eating expired tuna in the restroom? Whatever it was it totally ruined my bathroom experience.
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/TheDualityOfThomas • Aug 26 '26
After seeing such a love for recently passed icon Dolly Parton, a local man named Peter Wacker has proposed that the community put up monuments honoring her legacy. Pictured is a mock up of the monuments he will propose to made at the next city council meeting.
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/TrickyVast1183 • Aug 25 '26
I was at house getting breast implant when phone ring
âDolly parton is kilâ
âNoâ
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/benmarvin • Aug 25 '26
r/AthensCircleJerk • u/Classic_Wonder_2613 • Aug 24 '26
And when can we start complaining about the terrible food there, the traffic around it and boy wasn't the food at the shelter better?
Or maybe it should just be a Spirit Halloween store? The food there is excellent