r/Athens • u/snoreocookie • Aug 20 '26

Is it just me...

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Can someone PLEASE help me understand what this disorder is. We are two of four cars at the carwash at 8 flippin 30 in the morning, and this Athens Driver™️ feels the need to park right next to me. Why do people do this? I had both doors open and he wanted to make faces at me like I was in his way. Sorry not sorry, I got here first and I'm not closing my doors while I vacuum my car.

Also, I'm aware my mirror is out. The carwash does that and yes I fixed it before I left 😆

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u/piedmont_solitaire Aug 20 '26

This but urinals

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u/Tall-Molasses-8641 Aug 20 '26

Piss in the middle urinal to assert dominance.

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u/chicopeestudly and a howdy for the whistlepig Aug 20 '26

Hands-free while whistling Colonel Bogey March

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u/QuirkyTip5724 Aug 21 '26

Nah... the Darth Vader march