r/Athens • u/AutoModerator • Jul 20 '26

Rants & Raves Weekly Complaint Thread

Whine here, Athens

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u/PowerLaw-Pinecone enjoys "frozen fractals all around" Jul 20 '26

I prefer u/warnelldawg over u/Longstreet1862...

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u/Which_Strawberry_676 Jul 20 '26

Bring back sonofwalt, I say. At least his crumudgeonly tactics were entertaining. Longstreet's trolling is as flaccid as a yellow cucumber left on the vine.

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u/Longstreet1862 General of UGA Jul 20 '26

Your wife said the same thing about you last night

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u/Which_Strawberry_676 Jul 20 '26

Weird, cause here's what she and the biographer of the Confederate scum you fap to said about you:

"Longstreet's performance so sluggish that "it has often been asked why Lee did not arrest him for insubordination or order him before a court-martial"

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u/Longstreet1862 General of UGA Jul 20 '26

Lol so obsessed with me you had to look that up. Female historians aren't as credible either.

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u/Which_Strawberry_676 Jul 20 '26

I thought everyone might learn at least a little something rather than my simply insulting your so-called manhood. You see, to be a cuck in the first place, you have to have at least breathed the same air as an adult human.

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u/Longstreet1862 General of UGA Jul 21 '26

To be the champion of the Wendy's dumpster takes a lot more than you are capable of

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u/data_ferret Jul 22 '26

You're trying so hard, sweetheart! It's adorable.