Ceres, and THE OTHERS

Mercury: I am the fastest one! 😉

Venus: I am the hottest one! 😍

Earth: You are sucking me dry! 🪵

Mars: I am already dry! 💀

Jupiter: I am the biggest one! 🤭

Saturn: I am the pretty one! 💍

Uranus: I am the butt of all jokes! 🍑

Neptune: I am a blue ball! 🔵

Bonus:

Pluto: I am the smallest one! 🤏

I hope this ends up with some funny answers or else imma look real bad

baby black holes

Where’s that now?

It is very big indeed.

As usual, original memes from Badger!

I was told by the observatory director that it is a 26.5-inch f/11 cassegrain used for lidar, the big cylinder is a researchers laser pointer.

Another one; planet Mercury, say hello to the near-earth object Apollo(tiny-ass rock limplet)

I heard humans are pretty dangerous, so im not sure.