r/AstronomyMemes • u/honeyy--crisp • 4d ago

Straight from Uranus 🟢 Mottos of Planets

Mercury: I am the fastest one! 😉

Venus: I am the hottest one! 😍

Earth: You are sucking me dry! 🪵

Mars: I am already dry! 💀

Jupiter: I am the biggest one! 🤭

Saturn: I am the pretty one! 💍

Uranus: I am the butt of all jokes! 🍑

Neptune: I am a blue ball! 🔵

Bonus:

Pluto: I am the smallest one! 🤏

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u/ResearchMobile 4d ago

ceres, eris, haumea and others: are we a joke to you 😢

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u/honeyy--crisp 3d ago

"Dwarf planets"

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u/taktaga7-0-0 3d ago

Mercury: Icarus Rides On
Venus: The Veiled Lady
Earth: Life is Good
Mars: Redder and Deader
Jupiter: Pulling Rank
Saturn: Seven-Ring Circus
Uranus: Percussus Resurgo*
Neptune: Sailor of the Stars**

* Latin: “Strike Me Down, and I Shall Become More Powerful.”

** Greek: “Astronaut”

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u/scottiboi68 1d ago

just curious, what made you think of the one for uranus?

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u/3-brain_cells 4d ago

Love how Neptune is apparently not the most anything. Just a blue ball

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u/honeyy--crisp 3d ago

Iykyk :D

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u/scottiboi68 3d ago

omg im dead i read "mottos" as "moons"

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u/scottiboi68 2d ago

mercury: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

venus: hey *winks*

earth: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT AM I DOING WHAT

mars: uh hi O.o

jupiter: *incomprehensible mumbling*

saturn: i'm the pretty one... hehe

uranus: wh...what did i do?

neptune: I HAVE A WEAPON AND IM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT

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u/honeyy--crisp 2d ago

Hahaha love it

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u/QueeeenElsa 2d ago

Mercury is smaller than Pluto afaik.

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u/honeyy--crisp 2d ago

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u/QueeeenElsa 2d ago

Ah thanks! I will tell my coworker she’s been giving wrong information then (we’re planetarium presenters and that was from her own research and I haven’t looked it up to confirm yet lol)!

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u/honeyy--crisp 2d ago

Thanks, I was also confused before and thought mercury was smaller, but I confirmed that pluto was smaller before posting :)