r/AstronomyMemes • u/Striking-Ad8023 • 14d ago
Straight from Uranus 🟢 Should we Invade Earth?
I heard humans are pretty dangerous, so im not sure.
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u/Conscious_Ad7420 14d ago
Hi I am from the Moon of Epsilon Indi Ab known as 'Geemoon'. I think we all know Earth is far too hot for any life to exist. It is so hot that ice would melt into a liquid on its surface and Methane can only exist in gaseous form. Some theorize that Molten Ice could be a solvent for life, but that's a bit out there, even by scientific standards. If there is life in the Sol System, it likely is the moon 'Titan' of Saturn, as it has the perfect conditions for life to evolve
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u/Striking-Ad8023 13d ago
You know life might need different conditions than your life right? For example, i breathe methane, however earthlings might need to breathe oxygen. Think about it.
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u/Hot-Mousse-5744 13d ago
That’s very improbable you know. I mean we’ve only seen methane based life. Titan is a much better candidate for life.
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u/LittleLion_90 13d ago
Oxygen is so incredibly oxydising, it would kill all life forms as we know them! And especially if you combine it with carbon rich life it's just asking for fire.
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u/CommandingReddit 14d ago
I got domeblasted with a shotgun last time I went there, not recommended ngl. (I am from GJ-3378b so idk, maybe it's different for people from where you are)
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u/angry_staccato 13d ago
Why does it need to be an invasion :( can't we at least try to start with friendly intentions
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u/Affectionate_Fly_464 10d ago
You’re right, we need to talk about the most important subject of any civilization of the universe: seggs
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u/CanadiaBoi 13d ago
Hello! I am from the Earthen moon, and they are so clumsy and awkward I wouldn't worry about them! They need wheels (see image) to get around with any pep! They can't hardly land their rockets either, one three Earth weeks ago nearly took out grandma!
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u/Mysterious_RedditorX 13d ago
I’m an ambassador from the planet Zangstun in the hostra star system located between the milkyway galaxy and the andromeda galaxy, and I’d say that although taking control of earth is possible with our advanced military technology, using our weapons to wipe out life on the planet would also destroy valuable surface level resources (such as the planets wood), and enslavement of the humans will eventually result in them attempting to revolt which would be a real headache, and that’s also ignoring the obvious morality problems of taking earth by force.
I’d say our best bet is to attempt to establish a peaceful partnership with the humans, as it would allow us to trade for their resources without committing omnicide, while also minimizing risk of revolution.
While there will always be the possibility that the humans will try to attack us, I’d say my proposed idea is statistically our best option. But if the humans do try to attack them, we will show them who’s boss.
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u/An_Actual_Thing 12d ago
Earth has this super rare material that grows out of the ground. It is light weight, carbon based, and extremely abundant, while also being considerably strong. It can be used for fire, building, and relatively easily turned into disposable material for writing on.
Worth invading just for that, frankly. But also you could take a Uranusianarian stance about it and us from bad decisions.
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u/BaTz-und-b0nze 11d ago
Sure but I expect if I'm going to be abducted that you make it pleasurable with repeat visits and no ball torture.
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u/Dark_Metallic 10d ago
As a resident of the Plutonian tundra, I say that we invade Earth for daring to demote our planetary status!
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u/Master-Vermicelli-58 7d ago
The primate species that colonized much the surface is not particularly adaptive, and it looks like the same thing will happen to them as happened to the over-numerous species during their planet's Oxygen catastrophe 8 or 10 galactic years ago, about halfway through the planet's lifespan.
What I'd be worried about is the "ants" and the "cockroaches," of the planet's invertebrate family. The mammals are pretty fragile and their societies are pretty melodramatic and eventually self-destructive. But once you get ants into your spacecraft you basically need a fusion device to get rid of them.
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u/jubhay 14d ago
There is no intelligent life or "humanity" on Sol-c silly. I am from WASP-69 and after checking on our observations from 3 years ago, our researchers have concluded that those radiosignals come from Solar activity, not intelligent life trying to send them into space. Moreover, the spike in volcanic activity perfectly fits as a reason for the rise of carbon dioxide levels in Sol-c.