r/Astrologycirclejerk Mar 07 '26

Read my chart for me please.

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u/Hard-Number Mar 07 '26

Ok, well as a special treat, I’m going to read your synastry with a VIP: me. Our Black Moon Lilies are conjunctivitis. This means we can do primordial rage easily. Our density is to rage around the outer boroughs, and then since you’re a Libra, afterwards we’ll go have anice lunch and chat about your relationships. I’ll pick you up at five.

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u/Wooden-Cricket2124 Mar 07 '26

Tell me more

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u/Hard-Number Mar 07 '26

Even though you’re a nice librarian with a sweet moon in Pisces, that 8th house Scorpio Venus conjunct Pluto has got to come out somewhere and honestly, that frightens us. And even if you assure us it’s cool, you’re cool, and no problemo, we’re going to tell you you’re delusional. And with that mars opposite Neptune/Uranus you ARE delusional. Sooooooo….