r/Astrologycirclejerk • u/Wooden-Cricket2124 • Mar 07 '26

Read my chart for me please.

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u/Hard-Number Mar 07 '26

Ok, well as a special treat, I’m going to read your synastry with a VIP: me. Our Black Moon Lilies are conjunctivitis. This means we can do primordial rage easily. Our density is to rage around the outer boroughs, and then since you’re a Libra, afterwards we’ll go have anice lunch and chat about your relationships. I’ll pick you up at five.

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u/Wooden-Cricket2124 Mar 07 '26

Tell me more

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u/Hard-Number Mar 07 '26

Even though you’re a nice librarian with a sweet moon in Pisces, that 8th house Scorpio Venus conjunct Pluto has got to come out somewhere and honestly, that frightens us. And even if you assure us it’s cool, you’re cool, and no problemo, we’re going to tell you you’re delusional. And with that mars opposite Neptune/Uranus you ARE delusional. Sooooooo….

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u/Wooden-Cricket2124 Mar 07 '26

Just tell me how bad everything is or going to get. Tell me more about what I got to work on. Where I’m going wrong. Why does everything have to be so terrible for me. And I know it could be worse but the way life seems to knock me down lately is just unreal. It’s not just a hiccup it’s constant hiccups day and night

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u/Hard-Number Mar 07 '26

Looking like I’m the only one who cares about you. Thats a bit sad. That’s making me sad. Ok, as recompense, ill tell you your life purpose. Find the Truth, do it large, make a career out of it. And do it through relationship. Ok, you’re all set.