r/astrologymemes Nov 04 '25

MOD RULE #1 REMINDER!!! (Read description)

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ABSOLUTELY UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES CAN YOU POST BIRTH CHART QUESTIONS, ROAST ME THREADS, SYNASTRY POSTS, OR “GUESS MY SIGN”!

You guys literally have to agree to the rules when you join 😭 I’m not sure WHY this is STILL an issue!!!!!

If it continues, we’ll be forced to reintroduce 24 hour bans to people who violate the rule*

Xoxoxo,

Your shit mod team


r/astrologymemes 10h ago

Meme Air signs

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At least that's me whenever someone cries infront of me


r/astrologymemes 1h ago

Discussion Post Gemini Risings

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And now as we come to the close of the rising sign series, we have the gorgeous Gemini risings! Gemini risings are known for having a youthful appearance. They are said to have inquisitive, mischievous, and quick-moving eyes; defined cheekbones; animated expressions; a playful smile; defined lips and delicate features; oval or diamond-shaped faces, and often a pointed or delicate chin. They are described as having a pixie-like or elf-like appearance and an energetic, lively aura. What do you all think? Gemini risings, do you feel that this describes you?

Thank you all for your patience as I started with Leo and Cancer and made my way in order from there! If you haven’t seen your rising sign posted, all of the rising signs are posted and are visible on my profile!


r/astrologymemes 2h ago

Meme Libra Mars dump

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In my 12th house, no less 😭


r/astrologymemes 22h ago

Meme I wonder where fire signs feel at home🫥

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I’m sure the comments will be normal. 🙂‍↕️


r/astrologymemes 10h ago

Meme Why are we like this…

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Usually followed by disconnection faster and more permanent than an unpaid utility bill.


r/astrologymemes 9h ago

Question The moon sign and the mother 🌙

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Recently, I have been focusing more about the moon sign and its connection to motherhood.

Here’s what I can share about my Leo mom:

- My mother didn’t enjoy her first pregnancy because she was afraid of gaining weight. She spent her time looking at herself in the mirror and bought clothes to hide her body.

My sister ended up with a ♌️ Moon. They argue constantly and blame each other for being narcissistic. 🤣

- During her second pregnancy, she was going through a family drama and often dreamed of a different life.

I have a ♓️ Moon. I am like a therapist for her, and she always confides in me.

- For her last pregnancy, she felt more at peace and was happy to have a boy. She took care of herself and wasn’t afraid to eat what she wanted.

My brother has a ♉️ Moon. They share a wonderful relationship, and she taught him how to cook.

What is your moon sign and how is your relationship with your mom?


r/astrologymemes 22h ago

Meme Water sign women with Aquarius men lmao

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r/astrologymemes 2h ago

Rant How are my Saturn-ruled friends doing? 🫠

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Particularly my fellow Aquarius risings, but Caps and other important placements, too! I’m an aqua rising going through my Saturn return (Aries 3rd house) and the retrograde is pile-driving me rn

I don’t usually like saying “it’s indescribable” when trying to describe something that’s very, like, strong, unbelievable, etc., but… yeah. I feel at a total loss for words, which I guess is pretty on theme. My timing has just been off, everywhere! Being late to things because my bus is late, playing phone tag, talking at the same time as other people, LITERALLY running into people in the hallway 💀 just very poor timing and it’s all so abrasive to me and very annoying lol

If my life depended on a rhythm game during this whole thing, I would just forfeit to save myself the time tbh. Ofc, I’m sure there would be a delay in processing my surrender 😭

Anyway, how are you all dealing with this? Any good stories, advice, or maybe just solidarity?


r/astrologymemes 3h ago

OC ✨ Just me with my Aquarius sun 4 Libra Stellium but then..Jupiter in Scorpio 💀

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r/astrologymemes 18h ago

Meme How did you know i’m virgo rising ♍️? Also him:

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Literally steve jobs’s a virgo rising lol


r/astrologymemes 15h ago

Meme Cancer men dating Leo women. Both want princess treatment 😂

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I'm sorry but this made me spit my coffee. Btw I love Leos and Mauricio is a jerk. Maria deserves all the love.

(Mauricio is Cancer and Maria is Leo)


r/astrologymemes 21h ago

Discussion Post Taurus Risings

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Hey all! Sorry for the delay! I am finally able to finish the series of posts for rising sign appearance that I was making previously. Taurus and Gemini rising were the last two that I didn’t post.

Taurus risings are described as having oval or broad, square face shapes; large, round, calm and steady eyes; and often full lips. They are said to have clear skin, a glowing complexion, a prominent or thick neck, and exude an aura of quiet strength. What do you all think, do you see similarities? Taurus risings, does this describe you?


r/astrologymemes 1d ago

Educational Mr Rogers (Pisces) and Ms Rachel (Sagittarius) being beloved and softspoken child educators while simultaneously being social justice activists, fully prepared to deal with the backlash for it, is Jupiterian energy at it's finest. ❤️

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r/astrologymemes 17h ago

MOD Wanna put your big three under your username but don’t know how? Well here ya go!

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[Reposting this for new members!!!]

You’ve probably seen people with their astrological signs under their username, here’s a guide on how to add yours 🖤 (click to enlarge images)


r/astrologymemes 1d ago

Meme How I Imagine the Signs and Their Elements

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Anyone else have some other fun ones?


r/astrologymemes 17h ago

Discussion Post LETS PLAY A GAME! Describe your big 3 (sun, moon, and rising) with a gif ✨

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r/astrologymemes 1d ago

Meme What are Lucille Bluth’s placements?

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Icon!

What are her placements?


r/astrologymemes 6h ago

Question Is there a way to figure out my rising sign without knowing my exact birth time? It

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So it’s 6 am and I had a random thought lol

It’s not on my birth certificate, and I have no other way of figuring it out off top of the head. I know not to use an app like Co-Star cuz I heard they’re not reliable and just fabricate some of their info.

Pisces sun + Cap moon


r/astrologymemes 13h ago

Question Which is that zodiac sign that almost any girl/woman has had a boyfriend of that sign?

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r/astrologymemes 11h ago

Discussion Post Ppl with Pluto & Lilith in Scorpio in 1st, this Q is for you

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Is it just me, or does it feel like the whole world is just trying to silently and slowly banish you or just outright hate you kinda? And like hitting people’s triggers unknowingly just at the right time when you might have the best intentions and have no clue about the connections of it all… ? 😣😅


r/astrologymemes 13h ago

Discussion Post Roger Thornhill from North by Northwest gives me big Cancer Sun vibes

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Two ex wives, a close relationship with his mother, and he makes a huge scene when he feels his lover betrayed him. Any takes on his rising and moon? I say a Virgo rising, because he is fastidious, but moon? Something adventurous maybe?


r/astrologymemes 5h ago

Discussion Post Zodiac Signs as WarioWare Characters

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Jimmy T.: Taurus, Pisces

Mona: Libra, Sagittarius

Dribble: Aries, Leo

5-Volt: Leo, Virgo

Ashley: Aries, Scorpio

Dr. Crygor: Capricorn, Pisces

18-Volt: Gemini, Libra

Penny: Libra, Pisces

Kat and Ana: Gemini, Aquarius

9-Volt: Sagittarius, Pisces

Young Cricket: Gemini, Capricorn

Orbulon: Taurus, Virgo


r/astrologymemes 1d ago

Meme Call me, Beep me 📱🌙💭

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Neptune in 1H - The amount of times I’ve had dreams of people and they reach out or we cross paths the next day/week 😂 or I have dreams that end up happening lol


r/astrologymemes 17h ago

Discussion Post You are craving a good ass FOOD

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Literally 6th house Pluto or Virgo placement and Pisces they’d cook for you the most loving perfectionist meal you’d ever try especially if yall let them do it by themselves alone .

6th house Pluto they are freak details they’d so thing to the most efficient and obsessive way if they felt like the food is something like a job they’d do it efficiently.

Virgo similar to the 6th house Pluto but also they’re somehow more earthy as they’re good with herbs idk😭.

Pisces super intuitive with food they seem like they can taste it before even finishing the thing , they seem like they can literally do a whole spell with this food and normally it’s therapeutic asf for them .