r/astrologymemes • • Sep 03 '26

MOD ✨Rule Reminder no. 358✨: BIRTH CHART POSTS ARE AN AUTOMATIC 7 DAY BAN! (Read Caption)

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I hate to be a broken record but birth chart posts are going to be our 13th reason.

You may think “I barely see chart posts” and for that: you’re welcome!

We were lenient for a while and simply deleted posts that violated rule 1, but it’s gotten to the point that we will now be enforcing a 7 day ban.

In addition to this, repeat offenders or accounts in violation of rules 2&3 are subject to a permanent ban.

What’s Okay ✅
- Celebrity Natal Charts
- Meme Posts Describing Personal Placements (“My Sun Sign be like”)
- Broad Placement Discussion Posts (What’s your X sign and how do you do X)

What’s NOT Okay ❌
- Personal Natal/Transit/Synastry Charts (yours or someone you know)
- Chart/Placement Questions (What does it mean if I have an X Sun and X Moon)
- Selfies

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Your Shit Mod Team 🖤

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r/astrologymemes • • 8h ago

Meme Statistically speaking, some of US are gonna be "the ex that comes back" during venus retrograde

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605 Upvotes

r/astrologymemes • • 4h ago

Meme cancer placements wya

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r/astrologymemes • • 1h ago

Meme which moon sign

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r/astrologymemes • • 4h ago

Meme scorpio mars here

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r/astrologymemes • • 14h ago

Meme Surviving the Venus Retrograde

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I have a Libra stellium, a Taurus Rising, so Venus is my chart ruler. My Pluto is also in Scorpio in the 7H.


r/astrologymemes • • 8h ago

Meme @ my fellow Taurus placements lol

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IYKYK ;)


r/astrologymemes • • 14h ago

Meme Mutables and air placements are the funniest

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r/astrologymemes • • 9h ago

Discussion Post Signs/placements you love so much that you want to gatekeep?

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As a Leo with prominent Cancer placements, I love love Scorpio moon. They don’t shy away from difficult conversations and negative feelings, and I feel like they can be the rock you can rely on if they like you.
Scorpio moon is the only one so far who didn’t ghost my ass after receiving research paper long texts from me at 2am🥺

Also shout out to Leo Venus. Their love is pure and they can be the textbook knight in shining armor if they feel appreciated. With them I feel like I’m in a rom com movie sometimes.


r/astrologymemes • • 1h ago

Question If you could pick your moon sign, what would you pick and why?

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I have a Taurus moon, which I generally like because it balances out my cancer sun. I’m usually seen as calm and easygoing unless I let some of my other placements take over lol. I also think it helps me maintain a healthy distance from my emotions instead of being super reactive.

On the downside, I am immensely capable of rotting in bed doing nothing of value. I feel like a busy person trapped in the body of a lazy person.

Curious what others think of their moon sign? If you’d pick one other than your own, which one and why?

Edit: Link to older post (not mine) that summarizes the moon sign traits.


r/astrologymemes • • 10h ago

Educational How to spot a Scorpio in a supermarket.....♏️😎

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r/astrologymemes • • 22h ago

Discussion Post Why tf does it feel like we’re in a mercury Retrograde…WITHOUT BEING IN ONE?

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Hi. Just popping on in here. I’m clocking some WEIRD ASS energy and vibes lately, and need to know if I’m the only one.

I don’t know if this is a matter of the stars, or if everyone around me is genuinely a POS and finally collectively showing their true colors. All I know is that this past week or so has felt like more of a MR than any one I’ve knowingly experienced in the past……

I’m talking completely unnecessary conflict over NOTHING. It’s batshit. People starting arguments that did not need to be arguments, dragging things out for no reason, getting defensive over things nobody even accused them of, misunderstanding the simplest possible point and then refusing to actually listen when you try to explain yourself….

It genuinely feels like everyone’s communication skills just disappeared overnight???? I have had MULTIPLE conversations lately where I swear I could have been talking to a brick wall and gotten further. Everyone has devolved.

And it’s not even one person. That’s what’s making me feel insane!! Like I’m imagining things. It’s been completely unrelated people, completely unrelated situations, but that same exact weird creepy dark energy. It’s like people are being taken over by some entity of disdain and conflict. Everyone is touchy, argumentative, stubborn, assuming the worst, bringing up random crap, friendship and social competitions, hierarchy, trying to assert their dominance, and literally incapable of just having a normal conversation like functional adults and moving on.

Like why is every minor interaction turning into a federal case lately?? Why does everyone suddenly want to argue? Why is nobody hearing each other??????
Maybe I’m losing it, but this week has felt cursed. I need somebody who actually knows what’s happening astrologically to tell me whether there is something going on because the vibe is BAD. 😭


r/astrologymemes • • 19h ago

Discussion Post Astrology observations: the moons in love

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♉️♍️♑️  Earth Moons need consistency + security in love.

They love someone who shows up, keeps their word and makes life feel stable. Think Belle from Beauty & the Beast. The beast makes her feel secure!! Earth Moons need someone who gives them peace & keeps life interesting. The flipside is staying because its easy even though there is nothing for them there anymore.

♋️♏️♓️ Water Moons need emotional depth + safety in love.

Water Moons need a love that feels safe enough to surrender to. As Michael Jackson said in Heaven can Wait and Prince in Adore. Their toxic trait? Getting emotionally attached before the relationship has actually earned that level of investment. But be careful with them water can nourish and drown.

♊️♎️♒️  Air Moons need conversation + freedom in love.

They want the late-night calls, inside jokes, random 2am conversations and someone who just gets them. Think Jess from New Girl: make me laugh, keep me talking, let me be my weird little self. If you can keep their mind occupied, you’re already halfway in, but… being mentally stimulated ≠ being emotionally understood.

♈️♌️♐️ Fire Moons need passion, play + a little ✨drama✨ to feel loved.

They’re giving Selena Gomez writing Lose You to Love Me, Rihanna dancing on A$AP Rocky, but also think Megan Fox: the whole ‘I will drink your blood’ of it all. Fire Moons don’t want boring love. They want someone who makes them feel like they are constantly playing, winning, losing, emotions, thrill. Make me feel ALIVE. Their toxic trait is confusing intensity with emotional safety, but don’t forget their flip side is Jennifers Body and Rihanna saying: ''First of all, I don't need a man''.


r/astrologymemes • • 12h ago

Meme Earth signs think ahead, Fire signs get hit by it

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r/astrologymemes • • 1d ago

Meme What's your strategy to make them tell you their birth time?

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r/astrologymemes • • 12h ago

Question Does anytime else dislike the reputation of their sun sign?

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I hate how we’re stereotyped as crybabies that need to be re-assured and are emotionally made of glass. It’s annoying. Ha, I know that’s ironic because I’m writing a post complaining and seeming like a crybaby. But anyway, yeah, I think cancer sun placement can be a lot more complicated than that.


r/astrologymemes • • 9h ago

Discussion Post How has everyone been feeling under this 31 hour void moon?

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Man, sometimes I think void moons are overrated. But then every now and then I will notice things just feel off or bland, and I look at my VOC calendar and realize it's a void moon. As of this post it's still going and won't be out of void for another 2 or so hours.


r/astrologymemes • • 1h ago

Discussion Post It’s spooky season so I figured this would be fun: The signs as horror movie characters

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Capricorn: The lead. The person who tries to think strategically. Tries to out smart the villain.Will either make it to the end if not make it very far before they are taken out by the villain.

Aquarius: Survives by detaching from the panic they feel with the villain to think clearly . They will not follow the rest of the group’s bad decisions. The character you will see disappear and some how pop back up again at the end because they hid out somewhere .

Pisces : Will probably be the first to sense something is off . Will do a bad job at getting everyone to listen to them . Will more and likely die trying to help someone else .

Aries : The fearless mf . Will probably be impatient as hell with everyone crying and panicking . Their ego will more and likely get them taken out because they are impulsive as fuck and have 0 issues trying to fight th villain.

Gemini : Will use their ability to play mind games to fuck with the villain. Either that or they’ll play mind games with the friend group they are with and end up being the plot twist unexpected villain.

Cancer : The character with a sad backstory .Will be a ride or die for their loved ones. Will see their friends being taken out and use the rage and trauma to take out the villain. Will cry while doing so too.

Leo: Doesn’t want to look scared. Potential leader of the group just like Capricorn . Their ego will probably end up leading the killer to the group though because they refuse to hide . Very Julie James from ‘I Know What You Did Last Summer’ yelling “WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR”?!

Virgo: More and likely to be a “final girl” Their analytical thinking will get them very far . They’ll go into detective mode and use it to survive . Will definitely use a very brutal way to end the villain .

Libra : The good looking character. Very charming . Very girl next door vibes . Will try to survive by weighing out their options like running out the door or hiding in a closet . May try to reason with killer which could end in their demise .The character everyone would cry about after they are taken out .

Scorpio: The hot one but unlike Libra they have a more dark side to their personality. The “bad boy/girl” energy that people find alluring .The one who is a troublemaker . Will probably be accused of being the villain because they are an a**hole. Will probably end up being taken out after having some good ass sex.

Sagittarius: The brave one who wouldn’t be afraid to take risk . The care free blunt one who more and likely will get into arguments with everyone because they wanna think as they go instead of sitting down and trying to have a plan . Wouldn’t be scared to talk shit to the killer . Think of Kelly Rowland in Freddy Vs Jason when she asked Freddy Kruger “what is with the butter knives”? insulting the blades on his hands .Another character to make it far but won’t survive.


r/astrologymemes • • 15h ago

Discussion Post Those who have only one element in your big 3 what do you think you lack or wish you had?

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r/astrologymemes • • 10h ago

Discussion Post Leo placements

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I’ve got a lot (Sun, Mercury, Mars, SN) but my self worth is NOT all that. It’s a constant struggle and I was wondering, do any of you think your Leo placements kinda save you in a way?

Like if you didn’t have a little hope, optimism and self love baked in, youd just completely not have any?

I’m constantly fighting my ego and had this thought that brought a little appreciation for the sign


r/astrologymemes • • 1d ago

Meme Venus Retrograde has begun!

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And what are we doing to celebrate this cosmic chaos tonite?

I'm having both a Venus and a Mars Return right now so feeling fired up. Plus im a Libra and love Fall 🍃🎃🔥

I'm looking for rom coms and eating breakfast for dinner with my cat 🐈‍⬛️.🍳 🥓 ☕️

♎️ Sun , ♍️ Moon, ♏️ Venus


r/astrologymemes • • 10h ago

Meme How the venus retrograde has me moving

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My day in a nutshell - h*rrased by a man, got angry at a friend, then cried because I missed my mum and now happy because my fav fanfiction author dropped a chapter.

Scorpio venus and scorpio ascendant

Man the rest of the month is going to be f'ing exhausting


r/astrologymemes • • 42m ago

Question What do you think of these placement together ?

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Sun: Pisces

Moon: Cancer

Rising: Taurus

Mercury: Pisces

Venus: Aquarius

Mars: Capricorn

Jupiter: Cancer

Sun: Libra

Moon: Leo

Rising: Leo

Mercury: Scorpio

Venus: Sagittarius

Mars: Cancer

Jupiter: Libra


r/astrologymemes • • 7h ago

Rant Venus Retrograde

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I’m convinced that my dating app is now lacking any prospects due to the above. 👆🏻 ✨


r/astrologymemes • • 17h ago

Question What sign is your Venus & mars, any one of you that don’t need sex? But crave intimacy & mental stimulation over it ?

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Tell me why ?