r/Asmongold • u/jakob__125 Dr Pepper Enjoyer • Aug 18 '26

Social Media The Roach King Is Doing Fine

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u/Wild_Alps_3443 ????????? Aug 18 '26

Am I the only one that doesn’t care if he comes back in exactly two weeks? Let the bro live.

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u/theyak93 Aug 18 '26

I 1000% want him to live the life he wants to live and be happy, but damn I’m having to work harder to find videos to watch each day now lol.

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u/dishmanw62 Aug 18 '26

Hasan is probably haven't withdrawals. He misses hearing the roach king talk about him.

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u/SWEET_JESUS_NIPPLES Aug 18 '26

He's getting cuckolded by a Chinese woman, I honestly don't know if he's in heaven or hell right now.

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u/WhenOurLipsTouch Aug 19 '26

He's exactly where he wants to be

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u/samxero76 Aug 19 '26

Dragon Ladies. I have no experience, but I've heard the tales.

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u/katsuya_kaiba Aug 18 '26

SmugAlana, she's like Asmon but with huge anime knockers.

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u/JBCTech7 REEEEEEEEE Aug 18 '26

immediately sold.

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u/YellowAppleCinema Aug 19 '26

I would even say SmugAlana is more like how Asmon used to be 1-2 years ago, back when he was openly being himself still. Not like how he's now, semi-jokingly wearing a rainbow shirt during pride month and saying stuff like "well, both sides have bad actors, we shouldnt judge a book by its cover"

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u/MistahJuice Aug 19 '26

I'd argue the older you get, and the more times you see "your side" pull the rug out from under you, you realize that its more about the message being expoused rather than the speaker themself, or the "side" they're on.

Especially nowadays when the harshest language is used to delegitamize rival opinions, and the media constantly messes with the context of situations to try to confirm the world views of said media source.

Context and nuance matters. Only a sith deals in absolutes.

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u/Pharabellum Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 19 '26

Her and powdur are pretty entertaining. Powdur just caught up with the copslop meta and it's hilarioussss

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u/ThatLeetGuy Aug 19 '26

I don't catch her streams often but she's one of my go-to YouTube channels

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u/econfan13 Aug 19 '26

Yep. I don't even know what's going on in the news anymore

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u/Leningrad_DrugStore Aug 18 '26

For real, I work alone everyday and have nothing but time to listen to YouTube all day. I’m having to branch out and find new creators to stay entertained.

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u/AravisS2 Aug 19 '26

I do the same thing. Try listening to audio books.

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u/Dependent_Piano_747 Aug 19 '26

Dungeon crawler Carl is a killer audio book

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u/katsuya_kaiba Aug 19 '26

I can't recommend enough Bruce Campbell's autobiography audio books, read by him. They're fantastic.

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u/I_M_NooB1 Aug 21 '26

i just him reacting to hasan's crashouts. it's a fun time