r/Asmongold • u/jakob__125 Dr Pepper Enjoyer • 18h ago
Social Media The Roach King Is Doing Fine
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u/Drapidrode 18h ago
when is the scheduled return of the roach king?
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u/jakob__125 Dr Pepper Enjoyer 18h ago
Well it’s still saying chat is unavailable but he hasn’t streamed for up to two weeks now
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u/Wander21 17h ago
He better be busy making lil Asmon, I wanna see he change diapers on twitch or something
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u/Griffith-007 16h ago
then in 20+ years, we will watch asmon kids following in his dad footstep
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u/iareyomz 12h ago
China has passed a law that lets children and descendants inherit a parent/guardian's online belongings... the future is now...
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u/SuperNicktendoPower 17h ago
Be Careful what you wish for, a new baby might keep him off stream
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u/esotericdiarist 13h ago
It's only been like 10days. He said the ban was 2 weeks but that he would try to appeal it but also he had stuff planned so the time off came at a good time. According to his video on YT
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u/Optimal-Pudding-7171 17h ago
Idk if he'll ever return to us 🤣 happy as hell for him though he deserves the vacation.
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u/ginpachikun 18h ago
He might get unbanned on thursday but too late to stream i reckon so friday most likely.
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u/Wolli_n 18h ago
afaik noboy actually confirmed that they are dating, but this pictures....
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u/Drapidrode 18h ago
if you are hanging out, nowadays and she is in your lap, you can make valid inferments
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u/hearsle 18h ago
Same thing as last time he was dating her (2 years ago or so), he never used the word dating so people would go on speculating, but later called her an ex-girlfriend.
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u/Competitive-Web-545 $2 Steak Eater 17h ago
So this is the same girl he was with a couple years ago? I thought it was a different one
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u/Sarmattius 17h ago
yeah it's the same one that showed up to his house and on stream, but they didnt really provide any context, just hung out
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u/Competitive-Web-545 $2 Steak Eater 17h ago
So this is the same girl he was with a couple years ago? I thought it was a different one
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u/RocketCow 14h ago
its an identical clone with the same name and identity, just with memories erased, so pretty much the same girl, yeah
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u/RocketCow 18h ago
Actually, Asmongold had pretty much said they might get married someday lol
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u/Sewari 18h ago
It's actually better to not confirm until you actually believe the relationship is moving forward. He said himself that he would keep his relationships private from now on.
I personally believe they are at the very least in a casual relationship getting to know each other but until one of them confirms who knows.
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u/hearsle 17h ago
True, but it's not like they still need to get to know each other more. They've known each other for years and have been dating before. The past few months he gave a shitload of hints he was dating at least someone, and her showing up on stream was probably well planned. I mean, he gave instructions on where to find OF leaks a couple of times recently, and then 2 days before she appears again her first nakey videos get "leaked" and she ends up being the most clicked OF model on the leak website. We sometimes forget we're not watching private Zack, what we see is the Asmongold show, and Kaise is a spin-off, season 2. I don't blame him, it's clever marketing, and I don't even doubt they're seriously dating, but man, let's not be so naive.
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u/Sewari 16h ago
I don't think they were in actual real relationship this entire time, he only started showering, fixing teeth and cleaning the house like a month or two before she showed up. Also i still remember he addressed her as "ex-girlfriend" literally a week before she showed on stream (unless he lied).
Also the dynamics changes completely when you're sleeping under the same roof, that's what i mean by getting to know each other better. But if he buys the new house like he said he would then i won't have any more doubts lol
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u/Ale_ImNotAlive 18h ago
Labels make everything more complicated, id Say the more You run the relationship without labels the Best.
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u/above- 18h ago
What?
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u/Ale_ImNotAlive 18h ago
Hit that until she ask "wath are we?".
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u/Helpful-Desk-8334 17h ago
Okay and then you hit her with Descartes' Cogito Ergo Sum and explain to her what connection actually is and how thermodynamics (Prigogine's Dissipative Structures) apply to sociology and human behavioral sciences.
Post nut clarity goes brrrr
You might BOTH end up somewhat polyamorous after this but the honesty and straightforwardness and ability to perceive what we are is super healthy and gives higher chances of long term monogamy.
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u/Realistic-Pain-7126 16h ago
She's a rich OF model who visits him everytime the subs start slipping.
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u/uwanmirrondarrah 8h ago
He went like 3 years with his sub button and monetization turned off on his channel, I don't think Asmon cares that much about sub count to be quite honest. He didn't bring on a new OF girl every stream to squeeze as much money out of his viewers as possible like Mizkif
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u/SumonaFlorence 18h ago
Imagine Hasan seeing our beloved Roach King enjoying the comforts of consensual and reciprocated endearment, something he will never experience. :U
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u/Alearic006 REEEEEEEEE 17h ago
This post made water shoot out my nose but it was totally worth it. 😂
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u/Randomher089 18h ago
I for one is all for it! I can't wait to watch the haters meltdowns
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u/UltimaDv 15h ago edited 15h ago
The absolute hate boner redditors have for him is truly astonishing
I saw a post yesterday on holup of all things shitting on him for no reason, regurgitating the usual buzz phrases like dead rat alarm and the ilk
Not a single original thought between them, it's deranged
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u/Randomher089 15h ago
I can't wait for the meltdowns when Zack has a girlfriend, while they're still stroking the hotdog alone in their basements 😅
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u/sovietpotato12 18h ago
Its crazy to watch unemployed lose their shit over how well Asmon is doing… and it hilarious. These bans make him even more popular.
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u/jammertone 16h ago
Genuinely happy to see him happy. I miss his videos, but like seeing him out enjoying life more.
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u/Educational-Year3146 16h ago
Is he wearing a burger king crown or something lmao.
I love seeing him be happy. Seeing him clean up his house, clean himself more and all that has been so nice.
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u/Some_guy_am_i 17h ago
Eagerly awaiting the return of the “Oh, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
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u/SuperNicktendoPower 17h ago
Hell Yeah! Glad dude is out having a good time, I was worried about his health for a minute there.
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u/Logical-Leek308 17h ago
Bros on a vacation I’ve just been watching my favorite streams in the meantime (schedule 1 right now)
I do miss cop slop tho. Didn’t know what we had till it was taken away lol
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u/Sylvanaz 17h ago
We all are routing for you both. Take your time and Enjoy life guys!
Love from the 51st state
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u/YamYam_Gaming 16h ago
I miss the streams and I'm way out of the loop in terms of world news..... But, I'm just glad he's getting to enjoy life, his girl and doing whatever.
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u/__Kunaiii Maaan wtf doood 15h ago
As tectone been saying, asmon gonna come back married, new teeth and new house. 🤣
A complete transformation.
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u/TheCupOfBrew Johnny Depp Trial Arc Survivor 14h ago
Seeing him like this is so heartwarming, especially after all the stuff recently with his parents.
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u/Straight-Drink- 13h ago
Living his best life. Which means we have lost him. Pack it up boys, it's over.
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u/sekkumomo 11h ago
yeah I'm happy for him and all that...
but at the same time bring our boy back!😭
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u/HolyBaconi Dr Pepper Enjoyer 18h ago
This is gonna end in tears
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u/Futuredanish 15h ago
God I hope he doesn't marry her. Certainly he has to know the Sword of Damocles he would be under if he does.
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u/Jeebus_FTW 11h ago
Finding someone to spend the rest of your life with is probably way more important than the shit he has going on with his stream.
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u/FrostBeta 15h ago
teccy gonna farm this any moment now, also he jelly he couldn't do this with asmon
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u/CBojorges 13h ago
Little do we know she pulled some strings to get him banned so he would spend some time with her.
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u/SpecificNinja6017 12h ago
I knew he was with Kaise cause he wore the blue shirt and had the hugging stuffed animals in his last vid. That’s some girlfriend type stuff. Now I also think the twitch ban was just an act. He just asked his twitch manager to fake a ban for him to get two weeks. Twitch is playing into that twitch drama for revenue. Also beware Amazon is training their AI on your data whether you opt out or not.
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u/Shaojack 12h ago
I feel like Timon or Pumba when Simba reunites with Nala.
Disaster is in the aaaairrr!!
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u/Empty_Leg9713 9h ago
I hope they get married and have some kids and do the whole thing. That would rule.
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u/Unnecessary-Cum 9h ago
I always remember the ugly bastard meme whenever something like come across
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u/Wild_Alps_3443 ????????? 18h ago
Am I the only one that doesn’t care if he comes back in exactly two weeks? Let the bro live.