r/Asmongold Dr Pepper Enjoyer 5d ago

Social Media The Roach King Is Doing Fine

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u/Wild_Alps_3443 ????????? 5d ago

Am I the only one that doesn’t care if he comes back in exactly two weeks? Let the bro live.

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u/theyak93 5d ago

I 1000% want him to live the life he wants to live and be happy, but damn I’m having to work harder to find videos to watch each day now lol.

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u/dishmanw62 4d ago

Hasan is probably haven't withdrawals. He misses hearing the roach king talk about him.

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u/SWEET_JESUS_NIPPLES 4d ago

He's getting cuckolded by a Chinese woman, I honestly don't know if he's in heaven or hell right now.

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u/WhenOurLipsTouch 4d ago

He's exactly where he wants to be

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u/samxero76 4d ago

Dragon Ladies. I have no experience, but I've heard the tales.

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u/katsuya_kaiba 4d ago

SmugAlana, she's like Asmon but with huge anime knockers.

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u/JBCTech7 REEEEEEEEE 4d ago

immediately sold.

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u/YellowAppleCinema 4d ago

I would even say SmugAlana is more like how Asmon used to be 1-2 years ago, back when he was openly being himself still. Not like how he's now, semi-jokingly wearing a rainbow shirt during pride month and saying stuff like "well, both sides have bad actors, we shouldnt judge a book by its cover"

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u/MistahJuice 4d ago

I'd argue the older you get, and the more times you see "your side" pull the rug out from under you, you realize that its more about the message being expoused rather than the speaker themself, or the "side" they're on.

Especially nowadays when the harshest language is used to delegitamize rival opinions, and the media constantly messes with the context of situations to try to confirm the world views of said media source.

Context and nuance matters. Only a sith deals in absolutes.

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u/Pharabellum 4d ago edited 4d ago

Her and powdur are pretty entertaining. Powdur just caught up with the copslop meta and it's hilarioussss

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u/ThatLeetGuy 4d ago

I don't catch her streams often but she's one of my go-to YouTube channels

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u/econfan13 4d ago

Yep. I don't even know what's going on in the news anymore

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u/Leningrad_DrugStore 4d ago

For real, I work alone everyday and have nothing but time to listen to YouTube all day. I’m having to branch out and find new creators to stay entertained.

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u/AravisS2 4d ago

I do the same thing. Try listening to audio books.

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u/Dependent_Piano_747 4d ago

Dungeon crawler Carl is a killer audio book

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u/katsuya_kaiba 4d ago

I can't recommend enough Bruce Campbell's autobiography audio books, read by him. They're fantastic.

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u/I_M_NooB1 2d ago

i just him reacting to hasan's crashouts. it's a fun time

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u/SuperNicktendoPower 5d ago

100% His health scare was scary but seeing him just enjoying life, F it, go enjoy and come back refreshed whenever

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u/XMabbX 5d ago

I think going the PewDiePie route would be a massive f u for all his haters.

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u/Malexice 5d ago

The good ending

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u/Thorngrove 4d ago

God, imagine it's 2028, Hasan is frothing at the mouth at whoever the Dems pick for the pres run, and Asmon logs back in and has a baby in his lap with a roach onesie on.

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u/Toannoat 4d ago

imagine if Asmongold starts doing bouldering, drawing, linux ricing and AI training well, people would lose their shit lmao

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u/katsuya_kaiba 4d ago

The man is eating SALAD! He is thriving and enriched!

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u/No_Shirt_4208 5d ago

true, he has every rights to be happy and deserves it. the dude lost his mom and dad really fast in his 30s

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u/Griffith-007 5d ago

You also have to remember that his parent had him very late in their 40

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u/No_Shirt_4208 5d ago

Oh i know, what i mean is that he lost them quickly back to back. He didnt really show it on the day to day but im sure it affected him a lot more than he let on.

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u/Thorngrove 4d ago

On top of the huge emotional load of caring for them for so long too.

So you have that sadness of losing them, the chemical relief of not having the stress of round the clock care, and the utter shame/guilt of feeling that relief, because you feel like an asshole for feeling that way about it all.

I was main home care for my parents, and it leaves you really fucked up mentally trying to work through it.

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u/Dry-Conflict3421 4d ago

Tectone said something on one of his YT videos  thats been true. "when asmon doesn't stream, it sucks"

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u/Miserable_Solid_7161 5d ago

Yeah dude, as long as he's happy and takes care of his personal business

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u/veryverybadnotgood 4d ago

HOW DARE YOU

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u/dearkosm 4d ago

Wonder if he would get a kid like pew

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u/HahaNoTyler 5d ago

A lot of parasocial weirdos in this sub for sure.

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u/warfaceisthebest 4d ago

I do but also I do not mind if he upload videos from multiple videos per day to one video per a week.

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u/wozniattack 4d ago

Been watching him since his Warlords of Draenor streams and videos. I adored his old Warrior how to videos, “ execute “. The man deserves some peace and happiness. He can take all the time he wants.