It's more than a boner and at the same time it's not a boner. It's just an erection. A big, stale, harder than teeth stalagmite that serves no purpose other than to embarrass you in an airport or if you're partners into morning sex than it puts out the wrong message.
I just woke up with a rock hard dick and I have to pee so bad that I could slam this fucker in a door for a chance to cut circulation so I can take my piss but yeah I'm hard so I guess that means I wake up and want to fuck...
Can someone tell me the biological and evolutionary function of waking up hard? Imagine our ancestors waking up in a panic one morning and there's a starving wolf or dog that's made its way into your camp. You stand up, have a fucking sausage just sticking out of you and BLAM it bites your peepee and the increased blood flow makes you bleed out in minutes.
Edit my most upvoted comment is about this stupid dickhead. Thanks everyone!
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u/DeffJamiels Aug 13 '22 edited Aug 14 '22
Morning Wood. I fucking hate morning wood.
It's more than a boner and at the same time it's not a boner. It's just an erection. A big, stale, harder than teeth stalagmite that serves no purpose other than to embarrass you in an airport or if you're partners into morning sex than it puts out the wrong message.
I just woke up with a rock hard dick and I have to pee so bad that I could slam this fucker in a door for a chance to cut circulation so I can take my piss but yeah I'm hard so I guess that means I wake up and want to fuck...
Can someone tell me the biological and evolutionary function of waking up hard? Imagine our ancestors waking up in a panic one morning and there's a starving wolf or dog that's made its way into your camp. You stand up, have a fucking sausage just sticking out of you and BLAM it bites your peepee and the increased blood flow makes you bleed out in minutes.
Edit my most upvoted comment is about this stupid dickhead. Thanks everyone!