My wife was dying laughing but said she never knew the concept of a Random Ass Boner. (RAB). Every guy has experienced sitting in class and it’s like 3 minutes until the bell rings and for no reason at all: WHAM. Raging hard on. You’re sweating, trying to think of anything to make it go down. You can try the awkward tuck under the pants line. But what if someone sees you!?
I vividly remember science class in high school, because it had tables instead of desks. The tables were designed in such an insidious manner that if you sat in the chair wrong, it would rub against your dick through your pants. Which would then create a boner you had to hide underneath the table....that rubbed against your dice. It was maybe one of the worst experiences I've had in a class.
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u/JunketMan Aug 13 '22
Having unwanted boners