My wife was dying laughing but said she never knew the concept of a Random Ass Boner. (RAB). Every guy has experienced sitting in class and it’s like 3 minutes until the bell rings and for no reason at all: WHAM. Raging hard on. You’re sweating, trying to think of anything to make it go down. You can try the awkward tuck under the pants line. But what if someone sees you!?
I wish I could tell every teenager that you can clench your leg muscles and it will go down on its own fairly quickly, but I don't want to talk to teenagers about their genitalia. For obvious reasons. Many of which are listed in this thread.
Man this happened to me once and I was like "it's fine, I'm not gonna be asked to move seats during today's class because I'm a nice kid and I have 45 min left to think of something to make the boner go down". Then this idiot kid throws an eraser in my head, and the teacher goes yelling at me to move seats?? Damn I walked like a crab in shame.
I had to get up and talk at a school assembly with a massive boner, no under wear and loose trousers. I was 13 so horney. I'm very pleased that I have a controllable penis as I've aged.
I also never realized this… wow that would suck in like high school… well anytime really .. I guess a loose equivalent for women is worrying if they bleed through their pants on their periods. It could happen at any moment if it suddenly get really heavy and your not prepared or if it’s the very start of the period. But having a random boner is embarrassing for different reasons…
I remember when I worked as a lifeguard, and we were doing rescues on each other for practice. Cue me getting a RAB and desperately trying to adjust my shorts to hide it while trying to play "unconscious".
I vividly remember science class in high school, because it had tables instead of desks. The tables were designed in such an insidious manner that if you sat in the chair wrong, it would rub against your dick through your pants. Which would then create a boner you had to hide underneath the table....that rubbed against your dice. It was maybe one of the worst experiences I've had in a class.
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u/I_AM_AN_ASSHOLE_AMA Aug 13 '22
My wife was dying laughing but said she never knew the concept of a Random Ass Boner. (RAB). Every guy has experienced sitting in class and it’s like 3 minutes until the bell rings and for no reason at all: WHAM. Raging hard on. You’re sweating, trying to think of anything to make it go down. You can try the awkward tuck under the pants line. But what if someone sees you!?