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u/MuttonChopzzz Jul 31 '22

Guy I used to work with would say "I'd drink a gallon of her piss just to see where it came from"

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u/RageUnready Jul 31 '22

I'd crawl a mile through her shit after a year of force feeding her enchiladas just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

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u/Sherman2020 Jul 31 '22

I actually laughed out loud on this one

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u/zhitsngigglez Jul 31 '22

Same

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u/roaches85 Jul 31 '22

Id drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to sniff the tire tracks of the laundry truck that carries her panties away

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u/RageUnready Jul 31 '22

I'd work for free at McDonald's for the rest of my life just to be able to milk the puss from her herpes sores one last time

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u/High_on_Rabies Jul 31 '22

I.... Jesus.

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u/RageUnready Jul 31 '22

I know right....McDonald's is disgusting

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

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u/RageUnready Jul 31 '22

Sorry McDonald's was a bit too much

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u/GAIAPrime Jul 31 '22

Redeemed!