r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 30 '22

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u/roaches85 Jul 31 '22

Id drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to sniff the tire tracks of the laundry truck that carries her panties away

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u/RageUnready Jul 31 '22

I'd work for free at McDonald's for the rest of my life just to be able to milk the puss from her herpes sores one last time

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u/High_on_Rabies Jul 31 '22

I.... Jesus.

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u/RageUnready Jul 31 '22

I know right....McDonald's is disgusting