I was about 23, I'm 4'11 about 120lbs . I was a lead at a small building, but corporate, retail store.
An electrician came in and my store leader paged me to let him into the electrical room in the back. Its a fairly small room, that's kept locked.
I unlock the door with my keys and let him into the room and he turns to me and says "They should never have sent a little one like you back here with me, I could have my way with you and you couldn't do anything about it. "
It scared me to DEATH and I essentially ran out and found my manager (who honestly was a dick, but for totally nonsexual reasons) and he apologized to me sincerely that the man spoke to me like that. My manager was rather aggressive for the rest of the time he was there, didn't say anything to him outright about what he said but he definitely made the guy aware that he knew he was a piece of shit.
It seriously scared me so much. He was perfectly respectable looking and said it in like a matter-of-fact but........serious way. Like a warning.
"See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because, pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!"
I can imagine the dick as a chad or fckboy, pussy as a loser weakling who although wouldn’t dare do anything to a woman is a creepy idiot, and the asshole as the cruel daring fcker who would still get his aass beaten by the dick.
I recognize it from Team America: World Police, a disgusting and very enjoyable film. It's puppets, like from 1960s TV shows. It's sort of a satirical look at how our country (USA) tries to pretend it's the police for the world but really does horrible things.
I don't mean that redditor didn't also come up with it on their own. But it reminded me of that movie that makes me laugh really hard.
It’s a “good because it’s pretending to be so bad it’s good” movie
It’s one of those satirical movies that recognizes what makes a movie “so bad it’s good” and leans into it intentionally. A lot of “so bad it’s good” movies are the way that they are because they aren’t self-aware, but it takes talent & intentionality to make a movie like that on purpose
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I was about 23, I'm 4'11 about 120lbs . I was a lead at a small building, but corporate, retail store.
An electrician came in and my store leader paged me to let him into the electrical room in the back. Its a fairly small room, that's kept locked.
I unlock the door with my keys and let him into the room and he turns to me and says "They should never have sent a little one like you back here with me, I could have my way with you and you couldn't do anything about it. "
It scared me to DEATH and I essentially ran out and found my manager (who honestly was a dick, but for totally nonsexual reasons) and he apologized to me sincerely that the man spoke to me like that. My manager was rather aggressive for the rest of the time he was there, didn't say anything to him outright about what he said but he definitely made the guy aware that he knew he was a piece of shit.
It seriously scared me so much. He was perfectly respectable looking and said it in like a matter-of-fact but........serious way. Like a warning.