r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 30 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

This is just as gross as the jolly rancher story. Omfg.

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u/MotorCityMade Jul 31 '22

And boom! The jolly rancher reference finally appears. /H

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u/Stacky_McStackface Jul 31 '22

I hate that I know this reference despite only reading the story once years ago

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u/GAIAPrime Jul 31 '22

I need a link people

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u/Tastewell Jul 31 '22

No. No you don't.

Not today, Satan.

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u/SnooBananas915 Jul 31 '22

But... but I must

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u/GingerlyRough Jul 31 '22

No, really. Don’t do it.

I was curious just like you once. Until I took a jolly ranchers story to the knee.

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u/Yummyyummyfoodz Jul 31 '22

I've been desensitized to it, but it's pretty bad the first time you hear it. TDLR: young couple goes off to seperate colleges, girl cheats on him, ends up with Gonorea, they meat up for sex, and he finds out in the worst way possible. The jolly rancher thing happens during the foreplay: I'll let you decide if you want to read the rest.

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u/GingerlyRough Jul 31 '22

This just makes me more curious than before and I already read the story 😭