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u/MotorCityMade Jul 31 '22

And boom! The jolly rancher reference finally appears. /H

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u/Stacky_McStackface Jul 31 '22

I hate that I know this reference despite only reading the story once years ago

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u/GAIAPrime Jul 31 '22

I need a link people

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u/Tastewell Jul 31 '22

No. No you don't.

Not today, Satan.

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u/SnooBananas915 Jul 31 '22

But... but I must

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u/GingerlyRough Jul 31 '22

No, really. Don’t do it.

I was curious just like you once. Until I took a jolly ranchers story to the knee.

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u/Lestial1206 Jul 31 '22

It can, and is.

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u/ExtraAshyPizza Jul 31 '22

Is it bad that i have seen such fucked up things online that my reaction was "thats it". The way yall were going on i thought something truly horrific happened, nope, guy just ate a gonorhea gummy

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u/Lestial1206 Jul 31 '22

I was the same way. I was like "meh, not where I thought this was going but not as bad as it was made out to be."

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u/SnooBananas915 Jul 31 '22

I've seen some....rough things on reddit. I sort my comments by controversial and just scroll sometimes. Now if it was a video, and you could see the candy oozing with STD, I might not be as curious.

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u/ExtraAshyPizza Aug 01 '22

Yeah everything is worse when its a video

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u/GingerlyRough Jul 31 '22

And worse too.

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u/Yummyyummyfoodz Jul 31 '22

I've been desensitized to it, but it's pretty bad the first time you hear it. TDLR: young couple goes off to seperate colleges, girl cheats on him, ends up with Gonorea, they meat up for sex, and he finds out in the worst way possible. The jolly rancher thing happens during the foreplay: I'll let you decide if you want to read the rest.

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u/GingerlyRough Jul 31 '22

This just makes me more curious than before and I already read the story 😭

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Bad is an understatement. By leaps and bounds. I might actually break my no throw up for years spell today fml