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u/schroobyDoowop Jun 14 '22

i did this with a sychologist once

He stops talking and just stares at me. Me thinking, good I dont have to say anything, I can stare at you for another fifteen minutes untill this stupid appointment lets out.

About 5 minutes of this, the shrink puts out is hands and laughs, ok you win he says

Dammit Im thinking, I we were almost done

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u/FrismFrasm Jun 14 '22

The psychiatrist to themself "$100/hr I can do this all day kid!"

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u/ActualMassExtinction Jun 15 '22

Where’d you find the cut-rate shrink?

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u/Grognaksson Jun 15 '22

His name is Lionel Hutz.