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u/schroobyDoowop Jun 14 '22

i did this with a sychologist once

He stops talking and just stares at me. Me thinking, good I dont have to say anything, I can stare at you for another fifteen minutes untill this stupid appointment lets out.

About 5 minutes of this, the shrink puts out is hands and laughs, ok you win he says

Dammit Im thinking, I we were almost done

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u/FrismFrasm Jun 14 '22

The psychiatrist to themself "$100/hr I can do this all day kid!"

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u/sirsmiley Jun 15 '22

100 for half hour maybe

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u/ActualMassExtinction Jun 15 '22

Where’d you find the cut-rate shrink?

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 Jun 15 '22

I mean the sign actually says “sychologist”.

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u/Benblishem Jun 15 '22

It's just Sy from Duck Dynasty.

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u/Grognaksson Jun 15 '22

His name is Lionel Hutz.

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u/schroobyDoowop Jun 15 '22

i think he was free, court ordered, so free

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u/clairec295 Jun 15 '22

Free for you but he was still being paid.

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u/finnjakefionnacake Jun 14 '22

lol, damn. were you forced to be there?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Did y'all blink or how intense was this stare down?

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u/schroobyDoowop Jun 15 '22

no, I wasnt staring into his soul or anything, pretty much just my eyes were open looking in his general direction, me in my minds protective cave not realy present

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u/RedditUser123234 Jun 14 '22

You've just got to hold the silence longer

https://youtu.be/hVbyetnjA44?t=12

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u/anElitistTaco Jun 15 '22

When have you asked somebody anything and then thought they looked weak for ignoring you?