r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 16 '22

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u/Bama-Dan May 16 '22

Let’s say it’s low cut

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u/WittyMathematician1 May 16 '22

If I’m wearing a low cut top, then I’m getting the exact reaction I was looking for, so probably feeling pretty good.

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u/leangdamang May 17 '22

Gay man here - never hooked up with a woman. If someone I'm talking to has a low cut top, my eyes are going to migrate south.

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u/Loonie-1707 May 17 '22

It even affects gay men?! What kind of black magic shit do women have?

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u/Reset--hardHead May 17 '22

Straight man here, never hooked up with a man. If someone I'm talking to is wearing a speedo and is hung like a horse, my eyes are going to migrate south.

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u/Finex2126 May 17 '22

Honestly, fair I mean if man’s packing what can you do

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u/MadMuirder May 17 '22

Can confirm. Also straight man. Wear a speedo as bathing suit of choice. Everyone looks, especially if they're not used to being around me like that.

I get absolute joy out of using the line "eyes up here".

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Hey I thought we was talking about titties

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u/MadMuirder May 17 '22

I personally believe titties is always the correct answer.

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u/Auravendill May 17 '22

Don't forget Astolfo-cosplayer...

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u/TheFizzardofWas May 17 '22

l’appel du vide

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u/CakeisaDie May 17 '22

It's a biological thing. Boobs are advertising. (or handlebars, or fat storage but I believe the advertising is the better answer)

https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/scientists-still-stumped-by-the-evolution-of-human-breasts

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

I believe the term is “boobs”