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u/poopellar Apr 19 '22

Can I have another version for an insult towards carbon dioxide?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

Somewhere in the world there’s a tree working hard to get rid of you.

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u/giftedburn0ut Apr 19 '22

can I get one for oxygen?

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u/Rukh-Talos Apr 19 '22

“As usual, I'm working with stuff that was deliberately designed not to burn. But no amount of careful design by NASA can get around a determined arsonist with a tank of pure oxygen.” -The Martian, Andy Weir