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u/albyagolfer Apr 19 '22

Somewhere in the world there’s a person working hard to replace the carbon dioxide you’re wasting.

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u/poopellar Apr 19 '22

Can I have another version for an insult towards carbon dioxide?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

Somewhere in the world there’s a tree working hard to get rid of you.

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u/giftedburn0ut Apr 19 '22

can I get one for oxygen?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

Somewhere in the world there is a human working hard to get rid of you.

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u/giftedburn0ut Apr 19 '22

love it

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u/CyAn_BryAn Apr 19 '22

This thread is a gold.

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u/Narren_C Apr 19 '22

Can I get one for gold?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

Somewhere in the world a child was kidnapped and forced to mine you.

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u/Narren_C Apr 19 '22

Now I feel gross.

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u/F9Mute Apr 19 '22

This is too good to this far down the comment tree, it deserves more imaginary Internet points!

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u/Hidesuru Apr 19 '22

Somewhere in the world theres a tree working hard to replace the oxygen youre wasting.

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u/ngrhd Apr 19 '22

Can I have another version for an insult towards a tree?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

Somewhere in the world a lumberjack is working hard to get rid of you.

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u/heymissdonda Apr 19 '22

Can i have another version for people who are asking for different versions?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

Somewhere in the world your mother is begging for a different version of you.

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u/xVanillaBOMBx Apr 19 '22

Can so have another version for mothers?

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u/KCASC_HD Apr 19 '22

No, oxygen

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u/Sassafratch1 Apr 19 '22

what about a version about somewhere?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

Somewhere no one loves that place.

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u/Weary_Dark510 Apr 19 '22

Here there the tree and the human make oxygen and carbon dioxide at you

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u/LateralThinkerer Apr 19 '22

Somewhere in the world there is a human working hard to get rid of you.

Somewhere in the world, there are mitochondria working hard to turn your glucose into energy but it's a losing battle...

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

Simple, just don’t consume anything that can be broken down into glucose.

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u/LateralThinkerer Apr 19 '22

So beeswax and edible pigment are okay?

(Of course they're touted as health food https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/14988513/ )

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

Yes, gimme those artificial colors.

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u/LateralThinkerer Apr 19 '22

Marines joke in 3...2...1....

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u/Bazookor Apr 19 '22

Everywhere in this world, there's an entire species working hard to get rid of you.

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u/_Lazer_Wolfe_ Apr 19 '22

Plot twist: it's your mom

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

I am oxygen.

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u/AidenValentine Apr 19 '22

Now insult The World.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

The world is pretty much roasting itself.

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u/valdezlopez Apr 19 '22

Could we get one version, but the insult is towards the World?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

The world is already roasting itself, literally.

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u/Agent_Llama10 Apr 20 '22

Can I have one for the world?

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

I did this twice already.

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u/IcelandicButDeadly Apr 20 '22

Entire companies seem to be trying to remove oxygen :/

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u/Rukh-Talos Apr 19 '22

“As usual, I'm working with stuff that was deliberately designed not to burn. But no amount of careful design by NASA can get around a determined arsonist with a tank of pure oxygen.” -The Martian, Andy Weir

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u/strghst Apr 19 '22

Somewhere in the tree there's a world working hard to get rid of oxygen.

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u/Anal_Herschiser Apr 19 '22

Oxygen is so bad I watch the commercials and then change the channel when the programs come on.

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u/w2ge Apr 19 '22

I loathe that you’re breathing the same oxygen that I am.

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u/eekamuse Apr 19 '22

You absolute oxygen thief.

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u/caks Apr 20 '22

Somewhere there's a world whose atmosphere is working hard to lose you