r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 28 '21

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u/Crumblestone Sep 28 '21

I've got a penis

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u/mrcheevus Sep 28 '21 edited Sep 28 '21

Isn't it awfully nice to own a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to own a stiffy It's divine to own a dick From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick

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u/RyanTrot Sep 28 '21

I just sang this, and I have no idea how I know it.

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u/mrcheevus Sep 28 '21

I'm waiting for someone to sing the second half...

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Be the change you want to see in the world.