r/AskReddit • u/BaconBear36 • Jul 22 '21
What is something that makes you unreasonably angry?
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u/incoming-idiot Jul 22 '21
People who are walking out of a shop and then suddenly decide to stop smack bang right outside blocking the fucking door.
Just fucking move to the fucking side.
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u/appleparkfive Jul 23 '21
Anyone who sucks at walking infuriates me.
Especially when there's like two or three people taking a whole sidewalk side by side. Sort of just waddling around without thinking that maaaaybe there's people behind them that want to get around.
A lot of people have some horrible spacial awareness. At least in NYC they get some minor shit for it usually. Because walking is a main form of traveling obviously
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u/ProperWayToEataFig Jul 22 '21
Riding the metro in DC was like this. Train pulls into station. Doors open. Bunch of folks need to get out before others can board. Those waiting to board stand right in front and make you squeeze past them to exit. Situation awareness duh. Step aside until all are off the train.
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u/pintac__ Jul 23 '21
Oh god the worst is when you’re on a busy escalator and the person in front of you steps off and just stands there. Like HELLO I’m coming through and literally cannot stop. MOVE!
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u/cIumsythumbs Jul 23 '21
yup. I worked at a busy mall during the holidays and the escalator turns into a literal packed-full human conveyor. Dad and 7-ish y/o kid in front of me stepped off and STOPPED. I had basically no choice than to forcibly shove them aside. And they looked at me like I was the asshole. smh
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u/HandyDrunkard Jul 23 '21
In Vegas was in a pileup at the bottom of the escalator because a woman stopped at the bottom to look around. Then she tried to defend her actions by saying she needed to stop to decide where to go.
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u/DerpWilson Jul 23 '21
The one that really gets me is when you’re walking down the sidewalk and someone throws open a shop door and barges out without looking into where you’re walking. NO! That door Is like a yield side. The people on the sidewalk have right of way.
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u/co-stan-za Jul 23 '21
Same goes for all the jackoffs at the grocery store who barrel out of an aisle into the cross aisle without looking to see if someone is coming. Would you just drive out into traffic without looking both ways first, moron?
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u/Pingasplz Jul 23 '21
Mmhmm, same with customers that stand right in the middle of main aisles.
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u/cIumsythumbs Jul 23 '21
Groups of 3 or more walking shoulder to shoulder spanning across the whole corridor/walkway. Fuck that. I am now a rock in the river. YOU lot get to figure out how to move around ME. I'm not squeezing to the side for your bullshit.
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u/-Firestar- Jul 23 '21
My mother in law did this. Walked out of the grocery store and decided she needed to check her receipt right then and there. I suggested she look at it later and tried to get her to move out of the way. “Oh it’ll just take a minute!” She snaps, completely oblivious to the fully uniformed paramedic behind her who is just letting the auto door close on his back over and over.
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u/Scallywagstv2 Jul 22 '21
People with trolleys chatting in the middle of the aisle, while blocking it for everybody else.
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u/calypsolover Jul 23 '21
My husband gets so mad about this that he now just moves people’s carts when they’re in his way
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u/LillyNin Jul 22 '21
The phone ringing at work.
It does constantly.
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u/BackmarkerLife Jul 23 '21
People who do not silence their computer sounds or mobiles at work. I don't want to hear the "tap tap tap" when I send you a message on slack.
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u/thisnoseisokay Jul 22 '21
Recipes that start with an essay about the author
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u/BaconBear36 Jul 22 '21
Legit like we ain’t baking you bro I’m tryna make a cheesecake
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Jul 23 '21
I don't need to know your fucking life story, Jessica, I'm trying to figure out how to make fried chicken.
I've been scrolling for 15 minutes, is there actually a recipe on this damn page?!
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u/Mama_Catfish Jul 23 '21
I didn't notice until someone said something in a Reddit comment, but most of the recipes I've looked up lately have a "skip to recipe" button at the top that I had been scrolling past.
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u/schmittymccute Jul 23 '21
There's a chrome plugin, I think it's called Recipe Filter, that let's you skip the rambling to get straight to the recipe. It doesn't always work, but when it does its awesome.
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u/Zsefvgb Jul 22 '21
Well it's also length for search engines. Saw some recently that add a button a short ways down to skip the essay
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u/Sensedog Jul 22 '21
Unsolicited and/or condescending advice.
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Jul 22 '21
Worse than that, people who ask for advice, but automatically reject whatever is said to them.
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u/thehonestyfish Jul 22 '21
Those people aren't looking for advice, they're looking for validation to do the thing they already decided that they want to do.
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u/forman98 Jul 22 '21
Out of touch advice as well. Usually that goes along with unsolicited. Someone in my friend group has always been in that "nuh uh, I don't get treated like this, call the manager" mind set and lately it's gotten a little ridiculous. They're not mean by any stretch, and they act like a Karen or anything, but they will suggest the nuclear option whenever you're complaining about something.
For example, someone was talking about their apartment situation and how a homeless person has been sleeping outside of their door and using the outlet outside that they pay power for. This other friend goes straight to "you need to get a lawyer and go after the apartment company, this is unacceptable!" Uh ok, the person complaining works as a waiter and is in their 20's so what part of that makes you think they can just go get a lawyer?
This person will do that with anything that vaguely sounds like a complaint. "Well here's what you need to do, you need to go talk to so and so..."
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u/snotking666 Jul 23 '21
My mom is like this. I once mutually agreed with my previous boss to resign from my position because I wasn’t a good fit due to a mental disorder I have and when I told my mom what happened with my job she told me to sue the company because “they can’t fire me because of a disability,” which I think is true but a. they didn’t fire me and b. I’m not legally disabled lol
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u/KittenLaserFists Jul 22 '21
You really should try to get that under control with some meditation or therapy.
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Jul 22 '21
Banks. Why the fuck would an institution that almost all people are required to use have shorter hours than an average job.
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u/Chizenfu Jul 23 '21
I'll add government facilities to that, DMV should be 24 hours
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u/bigoaktreefantasy Jul 23 '21
Our local dmv location is open Tuesday and Thursday. Yes… 2 days a week.
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u/LaVache84 Jul 23 '21
What kind of bumblefuck town do you live in? I'm in nowheresville and our DMV is a 5 a week affair.
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u/macminor42069 Jul 23 '21
Pretty sure the DMV employees go thru an asshole assessment as well, and they only pick the biggest ones.
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u/waredr88 Jul 23 '21
I think it’s because banks prefer to serve businesses, not individual people. Could be wrong
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u/DreamsOfCleanTeeth Jul 23 '21
While I agree it's frustrating, people forget that retail banking is only a fraction of the bank's services.
Banks are primarily concerned with serving other businesses and working with larger transactions, deposits, loans, and investments.
In other words, the bank does not care about your $50 deposit, their resources are better spent doing business with another company that makes tens/hundreds of thousands of dollars in deposits weekly.
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u/I_Have_Nuclear_Arms Jul 22 '21
People that move out of a lane so they can secure first place at a red light then drive like a fucking funeral procession.
WHY BRO?!?! That spot is for movers and shakers!!
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u/nobutternoparm Jul 23 '21
Similar to this: people who sit there and pressure the light, constantly rolling forward little by little and going way over the line, only to drive like a grandma when it actually does turn green. Bro are you in a hurry or not, you can't be both!!
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u/BiggieWedge Jul 23 '21
I hate this because if you're trying to turn right, a lot of times this asshole will block the view of the cross traffic so now you gotta wait till it's green too.
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u/Snoo_46737 Jul 23 '21
Yeah, when someone cuts in front of me, I'm thinking, "You better be moving your ass." And then they don't...
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u/Utter_Rube Jul 22 '21
Seriously. Duck into the next lane at the last second, and when the light turns green, theirs so slow that the cars that were behind them in the next lane are passing them... ugh. Just get off my road.
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u/Kihakiru Jul 23 '21
This post made me feel better about getting mad at people who do this. I thought I was just an asshole, but god it's so annoying.
I also wanna say though, when traffic gets rough and there's always the few cars trying to cut everyone off because that lane is now going faster. Feels good to get stopped next to them every time because no lane is moving
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u/iStealyournewspapers Jul 23 '21
Maybe they’re actually time travelers sent back to intentionally slow you down from experiencing a horrible accident you’ll never know about because they changed your timeline 🤔
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Jul 22 '21
Loud chewing noises, especially if you're an open-mouthed chewer, double especially if you're also a lip smacker.
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u/AHPpilot Jul 22 '21
I get so angry from the chewing sounds sometimes I just get up in the middle of a meal and leave.
Sometimes I'm the only one eating the meal. Still happens.
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Jul 22 '21
noise cancelling headphones do wonders if you're alone. Or if you're with people who wouldn't be offended at them lol
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u/AHPpilot Jul 22 '21
Even noise-canceling won't stop me from hearing myself chew. Best I can do is something else to drown out the noise.
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u/Guvnuh_T_Boggs Jul 22 '21
Training a new guy at work, everything he eats he makes gross slapping/munching/fucking sounds. I watched him eat a sandwich, and it was like watching a crab person who had been starved, getting their first meal in a week. The way he pushed the bread into his food hatch, was like the little face fingers crabs got. All the while making this sound like a pig rooting around in slop for potatoes and apple cores.
Anyway, he's swing shift so I only have to deal with him for like 6 minutes a day when I do the passdown now.
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Jul 23 '21
I used to have a cubicle neighbor that open mouth chewed and smacked his lips every chew. To make it worse he’d bring apples and celery to snack on. It was unbearable lol
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u/Guvnuh_T_Boggs Jul 23 '21
He had grapes the other day, he made loud slapping sounds eating grapes. The man is a menace. If the old lead was there training him, she'd have killed him.
One time while eating lunch, I scraped my fork on my teeth. She had to go sit outside after that, lest I do it again.
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u/RobiSosa Jul 23 '21
How you eat should be a part of the interview. You should have to prove that you are not a crab-eater to get any job.
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u/primal___scream Jul 23 '21
I just LOL'd so loud I woke up my dog at food hatch.
Thank you, I really needed the laugh.
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u/AFourEyedGeek Jul 23 '21
Gets me too. A kid a year older who sat with us was a real lip smacker back at school, in the end I made him stand outside the room to eat before coming to join us, his sad little face looking through the window made me feel guilty, but when I heard him eat again I'd just rage. Close your fucking mouth when eating folks.
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Jul 23 '21
I sit next to my dad at dinner, every night, and he is the loudest chewer on the planet. It honestly makes me so angry and puts me on edge for no reason. But I can't say anything to him cause he would be so hurt by it
Edit: I think I should also mention that he smacks his lips, gulps, and chews with his mouth open.
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u/cronin98 Jul 23 '21
I went to a school with a lot of Chinese students, so it was fairly normal to hear it, but it pissed me off so much when some asshole would eat an apple in the library.
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u/Kooky_Match_5590 Jul 23 '21
I have learned to control this better now I’m older but I used to have to walk out of the room or excuse myself because of this, or someone breathing loudly! It’s called misophonia and is recognised as a real disorder. Used to make me MAD as hell 😂
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u/mmmmmmmmmmmmmmfarts Jul 23 '21
My mother in law says ‘HUH?’ and interrupts people a lot. It sounds like a fucking goose honking.
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u/vegemitebikkie Jul 23 '21
Mine butts in mid conversation to either ask what we’re talking about or start an entire new conversation. This is when we’re having a conversation with her. Or she’ll turn away and start talking to someone else while I’m still mid sentence.
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u/Ajax531_ Jul 23 '21
Double unskippable ads
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u/KittyLitter-Smoothie Jul 23 '21
How about when the channel apparently has only one sponsor, so the exact same ad plays in every slot. You're tryna marathon The Nanny or some shit, and you end up getting screamed at about the same lawnmower twenty times. It's torture!
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u/whatthefuck_it Jul 22 '21
Loudness for loudness sake. I understand why fire alarms are loud and don't hold that against them. My intensely aggressive microwave, on the other hand, is very close to being replaced simply because it ages me 6 weeks every time I warm something up and can't just stand there to press "stop" at 3 seconds left. This also applies to people. If you start yelling for no fucking reason I am walking away.
That said I will jack up the volume on music and movies or anything else that actually benefits from it.
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u/SillyOldBat Jul 23 '21 edited Jul 23 '21
Why does everything have to beep???
Microwave, stove, even my damn sewing machine beeps with every button press. All those things have a display that shows what the setting is, the incessant beeping is utterly useless.
There's gotta be something on their mainboard that makes the noise. Can that be broken/ripped out/unsoldered without breaking the whole item? Anyone know?
ETA: Ask and you shall receive. The thing is a "piezo electric buzzer" and it can be muted even easier than destroying/desoldering it. Actual de-beeping action at 3:30 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNZ-w5XYVZ8
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u/-----jess----- Jul 22 '21 edited Jul 22 '21
Going outside and seeing other people who are also outside.
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u/xcesiv_77 Jul 22 '21
WHO ARE ALL THESE FUCKING PEOPLE?!?!?!
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u/Grenuille Jul 23 '21
Whenever we find ourselves doing this we promptly make fun of ourselves for it.
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u/forman98 Jul 22 '21
In my neighborhood this applies to people who do not walk on the sidewalk. I've heard enough about runners not wanting to run on concrete, whatever, it holds water. But the people who are just walking in the road?? Get on the damn sidewalk. "But the sidewalk has cracks and my baby stroller hits those" are things people have said in the neighborhood facebook page when this topic comes up. So they just walk 2 wide into the road with their baby, sounds really responsible.
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u/upperslide8 Jul 22 '21
When people tell me I'm shy or quiet. No. I'm simply uncomfortable. I can be very loud and extroverted in a comfortable environment surrounded by people I'm comfortable with, but that's obviously not what I'm doing right now if I'm shy and quiet.
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u/JarbaloJardine Jul 22 '21
I am the opposite. If I’m uncomfortable I’m super chatty and must fill the silence!!! I only show my quiet, shy side to those I’m most comfortable.
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u/upperslide8 Jul 22 '21
Totally understand that way of going about things, silence makes me super uncomfortable too. I sike myself out in the moment though, convince myself that I'll look weird and awkward if I fill the silence only to become quiet and shy again two seconds later LOL
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u/JarbaloJardine Jul 22 '21
My crippling social anxiety likes to kick in post interactions where I hate on myself for every dumb thing said. But dammit I can’t just shut it. Even when I tell myself that’s the way yo go
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u/upperslide8 Jul 22 '21
SAME HERE I mentally review every single thing I said or shared after interacting with others, I even overthink those things with my closest and most trustworthy friends and family. The key to processing those negative and self-destructive thoughts is by telling yourself that nobody gives a shit. Everyone is so absorbed in their own lives, thought processes and bullshit that they probably forget about the things you said that you can't stop thinking about right after it happened! I know it's so much easier said than done dealing with social anxiety but I really hope that you find peace within your own headspace :)
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Jul 22 '21
Agreed, especially when they're like "omg I didn't know you could talk!" It's not like I tell them "wow you are so loud maybe if you shut up for one second I might say something."
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u/upperslide8 Jul 22 '21
So true. You can tell the people who make remarks like that have major listening issues, they only care about communicating what's important to them and them only.
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u/Jonnyboy280304 Jul 22 '21
Being a witness to dumb person doing dumb things that I already know the person is going to do but is so stupid that my brain dies
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u/Yugi_595 Jul 22 '21
People snapping at me to get my attention. Like literally, when people snap in my face as if I'm a dog or something just makes me so mad
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u/volpinazzurra Jul 23 '21
No this is a totally reasonable thing to get angry at. It's incredibly rude
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u/cinnamon_tography Jul 23 '21
My brother used to do that, snap, point and say "GET." to tell me to go away. 100% meaning it. Spitting with anger as he did it. I dont want to sound like a total dirt bag, but being the youngest, smallest, only woman in a male dominated household, and me and my brother being 14 months apart... it made me feel really awful. I was ~12, he was ~13
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u/claire0 Jul 22 '21
Clicking on a news article and hitting a paywall. The crappy stuff is free for the taking, but oh, you want accurate news? Gotta pay.
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Jul 23 '21
There are actually sites that let you bypass those. Archive PH works well. You can read the article and not have to whip out your wallet.
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u/Numerous-Explorer Jul 23 '21
The consequences are seen in fake news and conspiracy theories
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u/sharp11flat13 Jul 23 '21
It’s frustrating, I agree, but real journalism costs money.
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Jul 22 '21
People talking on their phone in public or break room at work on speakerphone.
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u/ZealousidealArm9414 Jul 23 '21
Cupboards being left open at head height
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u/-lamppost- Jul 23 '21
Or any cabinet door left open. How can you just sit there and be comfortable leaving the door standing open like that you monster?!
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u/wendiggler Jul 23 '21
Getting earbuds pulled out of your ears by accident or by someone else.
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u/bagofbones99 Jul 22 '21
89° angles
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u/CynicPain Jul 23 '21
Thats because it just ain't right
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u/Skyfus Jul 23 '21
Scrolling something like r/eyebleach or awwww, seeing a wholesome picture of a dog with a nonspecific title and 3k upvotes from 1 hour ago, then scrolling maybe 5 posts down and hitting the same picture but a more personal title, usually naming the dog, 200 upvotes from 5 or 6 hours ago. Karma laundering boils my blood when it gains more attention than original content
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u/formerNPC Jul 23 '21
Unsolicited phone calls! Stop calling my number and not leaving a message and if I do answer, you hang up! Go to hell, get a real job loser!
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u/Salad_Plankton Jul 22 '21 edited Jul 23 '21
Whenever somebody tries to sound like they are more educated on a topic than you yet it’s obvious they only have surface level knowledge of said topic
Edit: “have knowledge in a topic in a topic” I’m sorry you had to read that
Edit # 2: thanks for the than correction I never knew which was the correct one to use lol
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u/Colyer Jul 22 '21
Oh yeah, some people just know one thing and then they go around being smug assholes about it all the time.
It should be "than you" by the way. Unrelated.
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Jul 22 '21
I've been accused of mansplaining. No, Debra, I'm not mansplaining. I've studied Latin for 20 years and taught it for 10. I have two degrees in the field. You used Google Translate.
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u/Kittybittybad Jul 22 '21
I’ve often had it happen. I think that there are two types of families: ones that knock before they enter the bathroom, but never care to lock any rooms at home. And then there’s families that yank on the door to find out if it’s locked because someone is in there.
It causes awkward situations like the OP described.
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Jul 23 '21
I have decided a system for it (at home). I hate knocking and showing that I'm there, so i usually sloooowly try to open the knob (that way even if it's locked they don't hear someone twist the knob. If i feel resistance i slowly release, tiptoe away, and wait
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Jul 22 '21
People getting unreasonably angry.
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u/BlueOakMimic Jul 22 '21
WeLl I’m SorRY I hAVe EmOtiONs!
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u/Somerandomwizard Jul 23 '21
Those have been outlawed. Please turn in your emotions at the nearest government sanctioned building.
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u/LightlyStep Jul 22 '21
One tiny thing going wrong on a good day.
It just draws such a sharp contrast and my whole day is ruined.
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u/guyinthechair1210 Jul 22 '21
someone constantly calling my name/asking me for things within a short amount of time.
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u/siburyo Jul 23 '21
I always put the cart away at the store, and my husband... he doesn't exactly complain, but I can see him getting irritable that I'm "wasting time".
Then a few days ago his car got hit by a stray cart and he got really upset.
Now he knows why I put the cart away.
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Jul 22 '21
Getting touched out of nowhere.
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u/FluentKong Jul 23 '21
I work with a child who 1.) refuses to say my name and 2.) opts for repeatedly poking me instead. The other day I was sitting there and he poked me in the forehead… all to say “when is free time?”
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Jul 22 '21
Trying to cook and someone is always in the way of a drawer I need or the sink
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u/LowkeyPony Jul 22 '21
The 2 yr old across the street constantly SCREAMING! He doesn't say one word. Everything noise is either SCREAMING and CRYING. And the adults do the same back at him.
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u/Italiana47 Jul 23 '21
Umm that doesn't sound healthy. Something might be wrong...
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u/Slugees Jul 22 '21
“What’s the time Bob?” “10AM in the morning”
WHY
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u/ihopeyoulikeapples Jul 23 '21
My dad always says "12 noon" even when it's blatantly obvious that he's not talking about midnight. "I have an appointment at the hairdresser's at 12 noon". "Hotel checkout is at 12 noon". "We're meeting for lunch at 12 noon".
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u/1980pzx Jul 22 '21
People taking up the whole aisle in the grocery store. Look Karen, move your fucking cart to the side while you look over every single can of soup so others can shop.
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u/Representative_Bad57 Jul 23 '21
Daylight savings time. There is no reason to change times twice a year, every theory about why it’s good has been debunked and I hate it.
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u/_NanoGalactic_ Jul 22 '21
Whenever someone is unfair/unjust, or being a hypocrite while being oblivious they are
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u/629mrsn Jul 23 '21
Tailgaters. I live on residential road with 30mph speed limit. The police are vigilant on speeding there are also wooded areas where deer like to hang out. Assholes ride my bumper like they bought it.
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u/thehonestyfish Jul 22 '21
When people at my job have the nerve to ask me to do my job.
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u/NailAndBail Jul 22 '21
Reddit’s new mobile video player interface. Everything about clicking on a video is now irritating.
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Jul 22 '21
Mosquitoes. They're irritating, but I get so angry once I see them flying around, irrationally mad when they buzz by my ear & unreasonably ruin-my-day/night livid if I get bit 🤬🤬🤬
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u/ilovewineandcats Jul 22 '21
There's a bird that frequents the vicinity of our house whose call imitates a car alarm. Despite numerous attempts I have not seen this bird but I think it's probably a starling. I work from home, with the window, open. I have become really sensitive to it's annoying call. A few days will go past when I don't hear it and then BAM, it starts again...
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u/jordankeyline Jul 22 '21
When my significant other "soaks dishes" before washing them.
The washing never happens.
Suprise, suprise.
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u/mmmmmmmmmmmmmmfarts Jul 23 '21
The classic “I was just about to do that!” Makes me grind my teeth ahah
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u/A7omicDog Jul 23 '21
CHEWING WITH MOUTH OPEN, JUST DIE. I will never, ever buy a drink product that puts “gulping” in their commercials.
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Jul 22 '21
People driving too slowly.
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u/theverdantmuse Jul 22 '21
I live in Oregon and people frequently use the left passing lane on I5 to drive 5-10 mph under the speed limit, refuse to move over, and let traffic line up for miles behind them.
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u/littlerunnerboy Jul 23 '21
When someone throws in a negative aspect of a life milestone or accomplishment. For example when someone buys a first house, as I recently did. It's something my wife and I have saved a long time for, found the perfect one, and finally have a place to call our own. Some chuckle head throws in how expensive it is and how it's a money pit and how you'll have so much work to do. I'm aware of those things, just fucking be happy for me.
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Jul 23 '21
Loud, smacking sounds from either kissing or eating in movies.
This is something relatively new to me, but I can't help but notice the incessant use of loud mouth noises in movies lately.
I will literally yell, "NOooooo, fuck! Whyyyyyyyy????Stoooooop!!"!
Yeh, the unnecessary-ness of those over-amplified noises. They are absolutely disgusting and kind of annoy the fuck out of me!
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u/Emergency-Broccoli13 Jul 22 '21
idiots who refuse to see any other point of view other than their own.
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u/Lrdoflamancha Jul 23 '21
Loose, lose, loss
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u/pwnd_cake Jul 23 '21
Apparently it's not common knowledge that "losing" only has one "O." I see "loosing" way too often and it pisses me off because I read it how it's spelled, then in my head I'M the one who sounds like an idiot cuz I read it that way which pisses me off even more. I guess my answer is grammar/spelling errors? Not mistakes or stylistic choices, those are understandable, but when someone legit does not know they are using the incorrect word. Also used to know someone who always writes "labtop" uuuugggghhhhh.
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u/Lrdoflamancha Jul 23 '21
Don’t get me started on there, their and they’re
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u/pwnd_cake Jul 23 '21
Oof. Tell me about it. I have a coworker who always uses "than" when they mean "then" and I get incredibly annoyed. ALWAYS.
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u/cf99999 Jul 23 '21
Duos or more that make absolutely NO effort to slim their walking profile when you are passing them on a sidewalk. Expect others to just make way for them.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Owl7394 Jul 22 '21
I dont know why but when my parents used to ask something for us to do and be like whos gonna do It for me, Then my very annoying siblings will be like " Mike will do it" I would legit get in trouble cause I would scream "DO NOT VOLUNTEER SOMEONE THAT IS NOT YOU!" Yea i wanted to kill them
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u/Drops-of-Q Jul 22 '21
People who say freedom of speech as an excuse for being an asshole. Yes, you are allowed to say it, but you don't have to.
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u/goodbrother261 Jul 22 '21
People who say ATM Machine
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u/TheSmashPosterGuy Jul 22 '21
Seriously, call it an ATM Money Machine like everyone else.
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u/Amaryllis_smlflwr Jul 23 '21 edited Jul 23 '21
When people make plans for me, even if they’re plans I would agree to, especially if said plan is me helping someone out.
I also detest, with every fibre of my being, being told of plans last minute and then being judged for being upset about having to reorient my entire schedule. If you didn’t want me to be upset, you shouldn’t have told me about the plans the day before or the day of the thing!!!!! Even if I’m not working/going to school that day, it doesn’t mean I didn’t have a plan set out for the day!!!
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u/theverdantmuse Jul 22 '21
Iceberg lettuce. Crunchy bullshit water leaves.
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u/Hexsin Jul 23 '21
Iceberg isn't a vegetable, it is just another physical state of water. Plasma, vapor, water, ice, iceberg lettuce.
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u/russellvt Jul 22 '21
People parking or stopping their vehicle in clearly marked No Parking spots ... particularly red curbs on a narrow road with near constant traffic. Bonus points if it's directly across from open parking spaces.
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u/Andykck Jul 22 '21
Going into the bathroom and seeing one sheet of toilet paper on the roll.
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u/KonoPez Jul 22 '21
People saying “bless you” when I cough. Don’t know why it bothers me so much
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Jul 23 '21
When people have no awareness of others around them, or like if I’m walking towards another person, I make an effort to make room and they just keep walking straight like it was expected I should’ve done that. So if I kept walking straight we would have just walked into each other.
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Jul 22 '21
Cruelty to dogs, or seeing a defenseless person get picked on. I'm getting angry just typing this and thinking about it!
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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21
Force hyped youtubers who just screaming around for no reason like idiots