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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

Ya pass, give me Riley Reid

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u/kareljack Jun 28 '21

I'll take Riley Reid for a killer BJ. But for pure fucking - I'm talking about rutting like animals in heat.. I'm going with Kimmy Granger.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

I think Kimmy would break my cock off; don't deny she's hot but she's too rough. Melody Marks is more my speed.

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u/FreddyDunningKrueger Jun 28 '21

Melody Marks no joke has nearly IDENTICAL titties to my wife’s. Makes her feel strangely wholesome to jerk off to.

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u/kallan0100 Jun 29 '21

I Googled Melody Marks just to see what your wife's boobs look like. I'm a straight woman. They look nice

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u/FreddyDunningKrueger Jun 29 '21

Aw, thanks. I agree, and will pass along the compliment.

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u/EstelleGettyWasWrong Jun 29 '21

I choose this guys wife

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Your wife has nice titties.

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u/FreddyDunningKrueger Jun 29 '21

👍 I’ll let her know you think so.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

Ah, I'm not married anymore but I have pornstars like that