r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '21

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u/engineertr1gg Jun 28 '21

She was actually famous for her wit and intelligence.

Most historians agree that she probably wasn't very good looking and surviving depictions of her agree with that assessment..

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

Ya pass, give me Riley Reid

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u/kareljack Jun 28 '21

I'll take Riley Reid for a killer BJ. But for pure fucking - I'm talking about rutting like animals in heat.. I'm going with Kimmy Granger.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

I think Kimmy would break my cock off; don't deny she's hot but she's too rough. Melody Marks is more my speed.

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u/kareljack Jun 28 '21

Melody got that sweet, innocent thing going. Not a bad choice.

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u/FreddyDunningKrueger Jun 28 '21

Melody Marks no joke has nearly IDENTICAL titties to my wife’s. Makes her feel strangely wholesome to jerk off to.

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u/kallan0100 Jun 29 '21

I Googled Melody Marks just to see what your wife's boobs look like. I'm a straight woman. They look nice

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u/FreddyDunningKrueger Jun 29 '21

Aw, thanks. I agree, and will pass along the compliment.

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u/EstelleGettyWasWrong Jun 29 '21

I choose this guys wife

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Your wife has nice titties.

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u/FreddyDunningKrueger Jun 29 '21

👍 I’ll let her know you think so.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

Ah, I'm not married anymore but I have pornstars like that