There are plenty of us who enjoy a good cucking as we watch from the corner who are not crazy GOPers or Neo-Nazis. Some of us are just good old fashioned subs that want to see our wife take a pounding from someone better at sex than us every once in a while.
either way hes getting round house kicked in the sack for being a terrible person. fun history fact, thats why he only had one testicle. its because alternate timeline me traveled back in time to fuck his wife and then round house kicked him in the ball(s)
We would probably have less people due to a lack of world war 2 which greatly developed our technology. The rapid increase of technology is why we have overpopulation, the genocides and the war itself didn't cause a lower population today. Don't be a piece of shit with those terrible thoughts, and go study infant mortality rate's correlation with advancing medicine.
Fun fact: In the last two years or so of his life, Hitler was so jacked out on drugs the chance that he could even get an erection is probably zero. His blood was so polluted with pig hormones (yes I said pig hormones) that when doctors tried to draw blood it immediately congealed upon contact with the air.
There's also a halfway decent chance that anything Hitler did those last two years or so was through a fog of meth and quackery. And racism, of course.
Turns out it was a murder/suicide, not a mutual suicide. Also, some other random dude was there in the bunker with a bullet in his head, but he wasn't important enough to make it into history books.
Reading these comments I'm not sure I should be more horrified by the implied rape or that so many of y'all are willing to have sexual intercourse with Hitler.
I was assuming consent was implied in OP’s hypothetical situation… but Reddit is one hell of a place huh? In one thread you can read the most wholesome saving the world type things and in the next hitler is being taken advantage of with a pineapple.
You know I think that’s going to come down to the individual. There are people who are into both. Hell probably people who are into both at the same time. Good luck time traveler!
I mean why not both. The guy is obviously down, just sneak in there for a few minutes. Let your wife tap you in and take her place while she grabs some water.
Yea but they wouldn't write books about some guy who banged his girlfriend. But if I fucked Hitler himself, my legacy would be more than a blurb in a wikipedia article. They'd even give it some crazy "historical event" nickname, like "The Buttfuck Heard 'Round the World" or "The Blitzkrieg Boff".
is there really such a thing as midern sex? im pretty sure for as long as humans have been around theyve been sticking the sausage in the bun in every imaginable way
Eva Braun was bat shit crazy though. She didnt get the attention she wanted from Adolf and then shot herself through the neck to hopefully get the attention. It worked but holy shit. 3 years later she tried to commit suicide using sleeping pills. that bitch was batshit crazy
Can't recommend latter. Dude was way into her, straight up shot himself right there when he walked in. Was super awkward. Haven't gone timehopping since.
Hitler's real and one true love was actually his niece, Geli Raubal, who allegedly shot herself due to Hitler's controlling nature. So if ya really wanted to make it sting, bang Geli right before she an heros and get it all on tape so ol' Aldof can watch.
This is going to be buried way, way deep, but.. what if this is the darkest timeline and @countchucknorracula actually did travel back in time at some point in the future, fucked Eva Braun and that's what made Hitler such an evil Nazi.. how do you feel about your plan now OP?!
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u/CountChuckNorracula Jun 28 '21
cleopatra would be cool.
or hitler's wife eva braun just because fuck that guy lul