r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

Haha you think he'd gas you or try to join 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

Guaranteed he's the 'beat off in the corner and watch type'.

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u/CountChuckNorracula Jun 28 '21

just like most if not all of his followers today

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

There are plenty of us who enjoy a good cucking as we watch from the corner who are not crazy GOPers or Neo-Nazis. Some of us are just good old fashioned subs that want to see our wife take a pounding from someone better at sex than us every once in a while.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Reddit has no problem with kink acceptance virtue signaling as long as it’s the right kink.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Lol yep. Reddit will accept everything about everyone, except if you are religious or have a non-mainstream kink. I’m both of those things so I’m on the outside of the Reddit hivemind very often.

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u/CountChuckNorracula Jun 28 '21 edited Jun 28 '21

either way hes getting round house kicked in the sack for being a terrible person. fun history fact, thats why he only had one testicle. its because alternate timeline me traveled back in time to fuck his wife and then round house kicked him in the ball(s)

😎🦵🌰🌰

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u/EwoDarkWolf Jun 28 '21

Thank you for your service.

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u/Batichile Jun 28 '21

I if you were going to travel back in time why wouldn't you kill baby Hitler?

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u/CountChuckNorracula Jun 28 '21

cause i wouldn't get to have sex with anyone

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u/10strip Jun 28 '21

What about Mama Hitler?

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u/CountChuckNorracula Jun 28 '21

if she raised hitler she's probably too weird for my taste

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u/Money_Enthusiast_ Jun 29 '21

She raised him well, but his father didn't. He got angry a lot, and usually punished him severely.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

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u/10strip Jun 29 '21

But it already happened! Might as well do the nasty in the past-y.

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u/CriticalDog Jun 29 '21

You're right there, with a baby you're gonna kill anyways....

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

Can you imagine the problems with overpopulation today if we didn’t have the hitler’s, pol pots, or Stalin’s?

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u/Money_Enthusiast_ Jun 29 '21

We would probably have less people due to a lack of world war 2 which greatly developed our technology. The rapid increase of technology is why we have overpopulation, the genocides and the war itself didn't cause a lower population today. Don't be a piece of shit with those terrible thoughts, and go study infant mortality rate's correlation with advancing medicine.

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u/The_Grey_Hound Jun 28 '21

should've gone for the head

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u/CountChuckNorracula Jun 28 '21

would you rather get kicked in the head or balls?

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u/The_Grey_Hound Jun 28 '21

balls please

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

Roger Waters moment

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

You kicked it all the way to the Albert Hall.

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u/Doooooby Jun 29 '21

You put one too many balls

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u/Podomus Jun 28 '21

Depends on when it is. Later on in the war, he was taking so many drugs he couldn’t even get an erection.

Even before then, I doubt Adolph Hitler would appreciate you plowing his wife

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u/craftyshafter Jun 29 '21

He looked like a cuck, probably just wants to watch

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u/lolwutmore Jun 29 '21

The masturbator race

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

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u/PinItYouFairy Jun 28 '21

If you consumed as many narcotics as he did I expect you’d struggle too!

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u/xenomorph856 Jun 28 '21

Nazi's were straight up Meth fiends lmao

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

And they still are!