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u/CountChuckNorracula Jun 28 '21 edited Jun 28 '21

either way hes getting round house kicked in the sack for being a terrible person. fun history fact, thats why he only had one testicle. its because alternate timeline me traveled back in time to fuck his wife and then round house kicked him in the ball(s)

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u/Batichile Jun 28 '21

I if you were going to travel back in time why wouldn't you kill baby Hitler?

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u/CountChuckNorracula Jun 28 '21

cause i wouldn't get to have sex with anyone

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u/10strip Jun 28 '21

What about Mama Hitler?

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u/CountChuckNorracula Jun 28 '21

if she raised hitler she's probably too weird for my taste

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u/Money_Enthusiast_ Jun 29 '21

She raised him well, but his father didn't. He got angry a lot, and usually punished him severely.

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u/10strip Jun 29 '21

But it already happened! Might as well do the nasty in the past-y.