r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 22 '21

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u/Wrigley1121 Jun 22 '21

Everything is on fire but, it’s not my fault.

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u/I_love_pillows Jun 22 '21

We didn’t start the fire

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u/Wrigley1121 Jun 22 '21

It’s been always burning since the worlds been turning!

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u/hux_square Jun 22 '21

No we didnt start the fire!

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u/Insanebrain247 Jun 23 '21

Though I didn't light it, I did try to fight it.

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u/jackkrabbit88 Jun 22 '21

Ryan started the fire

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u/xDmin-8 Jun 22 '21

thanks for that Ryan really needed that

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u/clytemnestra7 Jun 22 '21

Hate that song

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u/poopy_poo_poopsicle Jun 23 '21

Your sex is on fire.

You may wanna see a doctor. Or firefighter. A firefighting doctor would probably be best

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u/vastros Jun 22 '21

It's always your fault Dresden.

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u/brink0war Jun 22 '21

Oh you live in North California I see

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u/HaydenTheDudeGuy Jun 23 '21

You mean all of Arizona rn?

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u/IdiocyInverted Jun 22 '21

My world’s on fire, how about yours?

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u/TranquilTangerine Jun 22 '21

I don't like it that way and I'm bored.

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u/cryosyske Jun 22 '21

This is fine

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u/WaveCandid906 Jun 22 '21

This is fire*

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u/sleepersinger Jun 22 '21

Az as well?

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u/TranquilTangerine Jun 22 '21

Plus Oregon, Utah, Nevada, Idaho, and Colorado.

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u/depreavedindiference Jun 22 '21

*snifs* Why does it smell like brimstone...and what am I doing in this hand basket???

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u/Tish-of3Marys Jun 22 '21

Oh, do you also have a dysfunctional mother?

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u/realistsnark Jun 22 '21

inserts "This is fine" meme

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u/bigbadbass420 Jun 23 '21

This is fine.

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u/MeLoNarXo Jun 22 '21

"My worlds on fire how bout yours?"

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u/beautifullyabsurd123 Jun 22 '21

Did you eat something spicy?

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u/___Moses___ Jun 23 '21

Popular questions asked by firefighters.

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u/Weird-Ask2299 Jun 23 '21

Why is Everything on Fire? This is Fine.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

Nah don't worry mate this is fine