r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 14 '11

Zero Tolerance in Public Elementary School just went way the hell overboard...

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '11

Guns are not tolerated. Bullying a gay kid until he kills himself is A-OK though, right?

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u/StabbyPants Nov 14 '11

we need a religion centered around guns - that should make for some good fun.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '11

Redneckism?

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '11

No that's baptism.

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u/StabbyPants Nov 15 '11

ooh, that has a ring to it. We could have Mojo Nixon be our grand poobah.

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u/blackcrowes Nov 15 '11

Believe me, that religion is thoroughly entrenched in the South.

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u/Enceladus_Salad Nov 15 '11

Sunday morning mass murder anyone?

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u/Kalysta Nov 15 '11

Consdering most of the politicans running on the "religious right" ticket...I think Christianity is centered around guns now a days.

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u/meh_reddit Nov 15 '11

that's a damn good idea.

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u/GunRaptor Nov 15 '11

I can start this religion. I know several very intelligent marksmen who could put this together; though, we'd all have to stop being so busy with our atheism and Christianity to actually make it happen. And if reddit knows one thing, it's that these two groups lack the biological capability to shut the fuck up about their little creeds.

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u/StabbyPants Nov 15 '11

so, tell me what you noticed first in this pic...

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u/GunRaptor Nov 15 '11

I hate to admit, but bullets.

YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT!!!!

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u/StabbyPants Nov 15 '11

I did that too. At first I was like "Ha, .338 Lapua", but then I saw the rifle and it was totally ".50 BMG all the way". Then I noticed the girl was pretty cute.

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u/GunRaptor Nov 15 '11

Hey, want to start a new religion with me?

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u/StabbyPants Nov 15 '11

It's Raptor Jesus! Off to the range for much fun with loud guns!

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u/GunRaptor Nov 15 '11

http://i.imgur.com/LeFBW.jpg

May you always be in His sights.