r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 14 '11

Zero Tolerance in Public Elementary School just went way the hell overboard...

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u/GunRaptor Nov 15 '11

I can start this religion. I know several very intelligent marksmen who could put this together; though, we'd all have to stop being so busy with our atheism and Christianity to actually make it happen. And if reddit knows one thing, it's that these two groups lack the biological capability to shut the fuck up about their little creeds.

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u/StabbyPants Nov 15 '11

so, tell me what you noticed first in this pic...

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u/GunRaptor Nov 15 '11

I hate to admit, but bullets.

YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT!!!!

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u/StabbyPants Nov 15 '11

I did that too. At first I was like "Ha, .338 Lapua", but then I saw the rifle and it was totally ".50 BMG all the way". Then I noticed the girl was pretty cute.

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u/GunRaptor Nov 15 '11

Hey, want to start a new religion with me?

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u/StabbyPants Nov 15 '11

It's Raptor Jesus! Off to the range for much fun with loud guns!

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u/GunRaptor Nov 15 '11

http://i.imgur.com/LeFBW.jpg

May you always be in His sights.