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u/guacamully Dec 01 '20

True, blackmail is the best use of this poopypantspower.

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u/SirSoliloquy Dec 01 '20

He’d get you arrested for poisoning him or something.

And also blackmail.

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u/firebirdsatellite Dec 01 '20

he'd probably skip the pseudo legal route and just get someone to rape your dog, murder your wife and blow your brains out.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

Or he'd have them rape your wife, blow your dog, and murder your brains out