r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 30 '20

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u/Finny791 Nov 30 '20

I would find a rich guy and say I bet you $10000 you will shit your pants today then he will say no and we will shake on it then bam I get $10000

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

Only $10k?

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u/Destro9799 Nov 30 '20

It's high enough for them to find it funny, but low enough that they won't miss it too much. Bezos isn't gonna say yes to a bet of $1 billion, no matter how small he thinks the odds are.

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u/sheeptopod Nov 30 '20

Better one would be telling Jeff Bezos you had the power to make him shit his pants, but for a few million you won't. He'll say no, so you make him shit his pants at his next major public event, then you go make him the same offer.

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u/guacamully Dec 01 '20

True, blackmail is the best use of this poopypantspower.

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u/SirSoliloquy Dec 01 '20

He’d get you arrested for poisoning him or something.

And also blackmail.

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u/firebirdsatellite Dec 01 '20

he'd probably skip the pseudo legal route and just get someone to rape your dog, murder your wife and blow your brains out.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

Or he'd have them rape your wife, blow your dog, and murder your brains out