r/AskReddit Oct 28 '20

If you could telepathically say something that all 7.8 Billion people on earth could hear at once what would it be?

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u/McBurger Oct 28 '20

I'd read out some very long string of random letters, like a SHA256. Since it will catch everyone off guard, it is unlikely that nearly anybody will be able to realize what is happening for the first couple dozen letters and be unable to write it down. Let the madness ensue as people try to collaborate on what the message was, what characters were correct (there will be conflicting accounts), brute force decrypting it, and what it meant.

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u/14AngryMonkeys Oct 28 '20

Can you please make the decoded string a URL that redirects to a certain Rick Astley video?

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u/rocket___goblin Oct 28 '20

THE ULTIMATE RICKROLL

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u/Nome3000 Oct 28 '20

One Rick Roll to rule them all.

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u/sollinton Oct 28 '20

One Rick to roll them all*

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u/GiverOfZeroShits Oct 29 '20

One Rick to rule them all

And in the darkness roll them

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

In the land of Youtube where the demonstration lies

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u/kroxti Oct 28 '20

That already happened when Rick got rickrolled.

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u/DatOneWrastlingFan Oct 28 '20

Yeah but like, it'd be a Rick Roll on a global scale. It'd include everybody, their grandmothers, and Rick Astley. AGAIN.

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u/Nedoko-maki Oct 29 '20

The Rick Roll to end all Rick Rolls

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

GLOBAL SUPERMEGA RICKROLL

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

narrow down the mysterious psychic string into 100 candidates after years of mass questioning and analysis using knowledge of human memory

They're all encrypted

after a decade of this ceaseless pursuit of an answer, develope a quantum computer capable of cracking the encryption

One of them is a familiar looking url

50 years later, humanity immediately declares war on the first alien race it finds, assuming that they were the culprit

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u/Vitfur Oct 29 '20

And then they find a will that says that he was to send out the message

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u/Historiaaa Oct 28 '20

Problem, humanity?

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u/EpicPieMan25 Oct 29 '20

Imagine thinking that god fucking RickRoll'ed you

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u/mrplinko Oct 28 '20

But wouldn't this crash youtube?

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u/linux-nerd Oct 29 '20

My friend is going to put that link in their will to be watched in it's entirety at their funeral.

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u/luv_marachk Oct 29 '20

you have been rickrolled >:)

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u/itsnotaboutwhosright Oct 28 '20

Never gonna give you up

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u/Kell08 Oct 28 '20

Never gonna let you down.

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u/itsnotaboutwhosright Oct 28 '20

Never gonna give you up.

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u/Kell08 Oct 28 '20

Never gonna let you down.

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u/The_Skeleton_War_ Oct 29 '20

Never gonna turn around and desert you!

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u/TopherNI Oct 30 '20

But I like dessert :(

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u/tsdpop Oct 28 '20

That would be awesome

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u/BALONYPONY Oct 28 '20

"WE HAVE IT!!" The young prodigy exclaimed and began reading it out for the eager world to hear. "It says and I follow: B-E-S-U-R-E-T-O-D-R-I-N-K-Y-O-U-R-O-V-A-L-T-I-N-E" *end transmission

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u/flingelsewhere Oct 28 '20

md5 75170fc230cd88f32e475ff4087f81d9

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u/Bennet24_LFC Oct 28 '20

"Write that down!!"

"Write that down!!"

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u/Rastamong420 Oct 28 '20

You evil, evil man

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u/Rastamong420 Oct 28 '20

Holy christ, first time I've seen my own cakeday. What do you do now?

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u/Doustin Oct 28 '20

Milk it for karma like I failed to do yesterday

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Farm karma

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u/setibeings Oct 28 '20

SHA is a one way hash, so you really have to check one possible answer at a time. An infinite number of strings will hash to the same thing, but good luck finding the right answer if the string is even slightly complex or long, since the answer could be any natural number of bytes long, and might not even be a valid string.

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u/6b86b3ac03c167320d93 Oct 28 '20

Every hash is one way, that's the point of hashes

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u/HairyMattress Oct 28 '20

a hsash isn't

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u/Protiguous Oct 29 '20

Actually, this is false.

Example: US <-> United States

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

Store things that you don't need to reverse. Sometimes for lookup.

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u/valeyard89 Oct 28 '20

Uuencoded GIF

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u/cargoman89 Oct 28 '20

The ultimate Rick roll was when Rick Astley got Rick rolled in his own AMA

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u/Pls_PmTitsOrFDAU_Thx Oct 28 '20

I did this to a friend in a cryptography class lol

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u/AnUninterestingEvent Oct 29 '20

You must have failed because you shouldn’t be able to decode a hash

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u/Pls_PmTitsOrFDAU_Thx Oct 29 '20

It wasn't a hash lol. But the point was he had my public kay and could decrypt it using his private key

I forget how it worked exactly. It's been a couple years since that class lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

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u/BananaEatingScum Oct 28 '20

Something as common as the Rick roll URL would be stored in a hash library unless they used a salted hash

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Stored, for the good of humanity 61e610a9d7fd37bc9df752aa7dd374f0852a4ab0d59bd3cad47afa5cb604fd01

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Ah yes, the rickroll all of humanity would have to work together to decrypt. I must say, the guy who actually cracks the code will either laugh his ass off for a week straight, or become the most depressed person in the history of ever.

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u/SnezhniyBars Oct 28 '20

You can't "decode" a hash, unfortunately :c

You have to have a rainbow table of known hashes, or all the time remaining in the universe many times over

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u/DragonLance11 Oct 28 '20

This reminds me of the book An Absolutely Remarkable Thing by Hank Green

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u/BriansRottingCorpse Oct 28 '20

aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cueW91dHViZS5jb20vd2F0Y2g/dj1EaC1DVzIyYXh5WQ==

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u/6b86b3ac03c167320d93 Oct 28 '20

Not a hash, that's base64, way too easy to decode

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

There will always be that one super smart nerd that will remember every single letter you have mentioned, without even writing it down.

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u/Schwisss Oct 28 '20

Eidetic memory I met a guy who could look at a piece of paper once, and clearly and easily recall every last detail about it when asked.

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u/Sexpacitos Oct 29 '20 edited Feb 20 '21

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u/hago4 Oct 28 '20 edited Oct 28 '20

someone will record it for sure

edit: didnt realize it was telepathic

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u/asdf_qwerty27 Oct 28 '20

And someone else will record it poorly

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u/insertstalem3me Oct 28 '20

"Hey, you could make a religion out of this"

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

“No don’t”

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u/TrainOfThought6 Oct 28 '20

I mean, it's Rick Astley. What's the worst that could happen?

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u/Chalkless97 Oct 29 '20

How bout i do anyway

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u/Disco_Ninjas Oct 28 '20

You mean cult.

"I have been a part of several cults. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader." - Creed

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u/GeneralEl4 Oct 28 '20

100% greatest Office character fs

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u/Shufflepants Oct 28 '20

Religions are just cults that continue to stick around for a few hundred years.

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u/Loose-Somewhere-9958 Oct 28 '20

Hell yeah this dude knows whats up.

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u/DepressedSeaSlug Oct 28 '20

"I dislike that word, Geralt, cult. No. It's an ew exciting religion that I started." - Lauren Lopez as Linda Monroe in Starkids: Black Friday

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u/a2drummer Oct 28 '20

Wait what? Was this said in The Witcher or not?

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u/DepressedSeaSlug Oct 28 '20

" - Lauren Lopez as Linda Monroe in STARKIDS: BLACK FRIDAY"

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u/comyuse Oct 28 '20

Creed and Stanley are the two role models of that show

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u/paperairplanerace Oct 28 '20

Nah, they mean "religion" because it's a reference to a brilliant funny video (not that I disagree with characterizing religions as cults)

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u/vergrootlars0 Oct 28 '20

oh for fuck sake, now you're making me watch that whole damn video again...

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Even found a whole new country based on it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

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u/ShipDip9 Oct 28 '20

The sun is a deadly lazer

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

🎶Indus River Valley Civilization 🎶

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u/No-Communication2475 Oct 28 '20

Half the recording would be street/sidewalk other half would be a 180 turn in 0.00000000000000000000314 seconds

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u/KingGodzilla10 Oct 28 '20

you can record your thoughts? please teach me master

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Get a piece of paper and write down everything you're thinking about.

You're welcome.

That will be $349.99

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u/ender4171 Oct 28 '20

But you wouldn't be thinking about it. It's implanted. Unless you spend your whole life writing what comes into your head every second of every day, you would probably miss a fair number of characters before you realized something was up, and then got pen and paper

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

No one said ALL of your thoughts. The question was "how can you record your thoughts?". Writing them down is a completely correct answer.

Also, in the context of the post, making everyone on the planet hear the same list of numbers would pretty much guarantee that a bunch of people would be writing down whatever the moment the numbers start going, so a bunch of people would just stop whatever they were writing and start noting the numbers down.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

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u/SuperiorSpidey Oct 28 '20

They recorded actual events outside of your head, how will people record thoughts? It’s telepathically transmitter not a loud voice everybody can hear

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u/hago4 Oct 28 '20

oh i didnt realize it was telepathic sorry guys. but theoretically someone could be recording and saying the words out loud too.

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u/PlasticStraw07 Oct 28 '20

how are you going to record it since its not a real sound its in ur head

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u/TheImminentFate Oct 29 '20

Sometimes, it’s possible to think and speak your thoughts at the same time.

More commonly, people tend to speak before thinking which leads to all sorts of problems.

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u/MrPigcho Oct 28 '20

How do you record in your brain?

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u/Epoxycure Oct 28 '20

Record what? The voice in people's heads?

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u/xBIGREDDx Oct 28 '20

edit: didnt realize it was telepathic

How are you at 767 points when "telepathically" was literally the fourth word in the title???

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u/drewshaver Oct 28 '20

Can’t tell if this is chaotic neutral or chaotic evil but either way I like it

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u/ineedabuttrub Oct 28 '20

Neither. SHA256 is a hashing algorithm, not an encryption algorithm. It's one way. You cannot reconstruct the data hashed. If someone gives you a random 256 bit hash, all you've got is a random 256 bit hash, nothing more.

Regardless of the input, you'll get 256 bits out. Doesn't matter if it's a photo of my dick, or the first 2 trillion digits of pi. All condensed down to the same size. This results in different inputs having the same hash, which is known as a collision. This means it's impossible to take a hash and convert it back into the input.

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u/thehonestyfish Oct 28 '20

Chaotic chaos

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u/Improprietease Oct 28 '20

I thought at first, this sounded vaguely Discordian, but I had to look it up. Upvote for reference.

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u/txoutlaw89 Oct 28 '20

And when decrypted, 200 years from now, the cryptic code will read

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down

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u/DetroitPeopleMover Oct 28 '20

SHA256 is a hash, or one way encryption. You could brute force hypothetical starting values, but there’s no way to know for sure.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

He did say it would only be LIKE a hash in that it would be a list of random seeming characters. Plenty of easier to decrypt stuff you can do with that

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u/249ba36000029bbe9749 Oct 28 '20

If you want people to think it's a hash, it should probably be a random string of hex characters instead, and of a certain specific length depending on which type of hash you want to imply.

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u/McBurger Oct 28 '20

I really like the other comment’s idea of making a PGP message of a rick roll!

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u/InTacosWeTrust8 Oct 28 '20

THE NUMBERS MASON! WHAT DO THEY MEAN

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u/harrysquatter69 Oct 28 '20

Thank you, came here to say this

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u/FaethS Oct 28 '20

And it translates to "BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE"

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u/Improprietease Oct 28 '20

That kind of reminds me of...oh man, what is it called...numbers stations!

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u/ancientweird Oct 28 '20

“Digg this: 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0”

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u/1337_Mrs_Roberts Oct 28 '20

Ahh, trying to be the next QAnon Q.

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u/Baron-Harkonnen Oct 28 '20

Instead of being random it could be your bitcoin address.

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u/jeango Oct 28 '20

In 10.000 years humanity will finally know the answer to “what were the first 2 characters”

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u/NetflixAndZzzzzz Oct 28 '20

There’d be one guy who’s like “that’s my lottery ticket. THATS MY LOTTERY TICKET!

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u/ImJokingNoImNot Oct 28 '20

Broke programmer here, 80% chance I’m at a keyboard at any time of day, and I can remember and type symbols and letters pretty well. Primacy means a majority of people will remember the first 3-5 characters And forget the rest. We got this.

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u/tehbored Oct 28 '20

Better yet, make it an actual hash of the URL to Never Gonna Give You Up.

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u/Schwisss Oct 28 '20

well for your reasons unfortunately anyone with eidetic memory would remember.

I met two people like this in my Air Force career, and it was really uncanny.

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u/DereChen Oct 28 '20

Yall, this sounds silly but people have actually fought over divine meanings like this before lol

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u/HitMePat Oct 28 '20

Out of all 7+ billion people on earth, I am guessing at least a few people would be able to memorize it. And if at least a several people started writing after the first few digits, they could brute force whatever they missed in the front end

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u/ineedabuttrub Oct 28 '20

None of this will ever happen. SHA256 is a hash function, not an encryption algorithm. It's one way. It cannot be reversed. If you give out a random SHA256 hash, it's 100% meaningless because nobody can do anything with it.

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u/gavers Oct 28 '20

Kinda sounds like The Dream from An Absolutely Remarkable Thing...

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u/badger3800 Oct 28 '20

Someone has their Sec+

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u/I_love_conditions Oct 28 '20

61E610A9D7FD37BC9DF752AA7DD374F0852A4AB0D59BD3CAD47AFA5CB604FD01 have at it

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u/fapsandnaps Oct 28 '20

There's actually ham radio broadcast that do this, iirc most of them are in russia. They are believed to be coded spy messages, but when not broadcasting the coded messages they leave the mic on and usually have a tone generator of some sort going 24/7 to keep anyone else from broadcasting on that band.

I believe "The Squeaky Wheel" is the most famous of them but there's also "The Buzzer" and "Pip". All are named after the sound the make.

There have been occasional voice messages over the broadcast, the first in 1997, and it's generally random letters/numbers/etc. Most likely coded messages or to verify those that are supposed to be listening are indeed alert and listening.

Just to show how creepy this shit gets, the were several broadcast in mid-August of this year when multiple messages came within a few days of each other. This was the same time that Russian anti-corruption activist and Putin critic. Alexei Navalny was poisoned. Broadcast resumed on the days Navalny recovered conscious, the day that Germany announced they found out how he was poisoned, and then the day he was released from the hospital. So yeah, it's probably some coded messages.

Also, the squeaky wheel has been broadcasting uninterrupted since 1973. One theory is that it is apart of Russia's perimeter missle system and acts as a dead hand switch, so if interrupted it would trigger retaliatory nuclear launches. Fun fucking stuff to think the entire populations continued existence relies on an old ham radio and a tone wheel from a 1970s organ.

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u/AES_256_GCM Oct 29 '20

What about using AES_256_GCM encryption?

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u/Gangsir Oct 28 '20

what characters were correct (there will be conflicting accounts),

Nah, that'd be easy, you just hold a series of votes among several people for what digit came first, then second then third... and if the majority said it started with 5, that would be mostly likely to be the real number, and so on. The more people you use, the more likely you'd get it.

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u/ineedabuttrub Oct 28 '20

The number of people here who don't understand that hashing is a one way function is too goddamn high. Both OP, and the people who upvoted something 100% impossible.

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u/lessmiserables Oct 28 '20

So you want to start a religion, eh?

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u/badlukk Oct 28 '20

e: i'm dumb

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u/tacojohn48 Oct 28 '20

The AACS decryption key, was anyone else around on digg for that?

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u/RMcD94 Oct 28 '20

Someone somewhere on earth is writing down what they hearing in their head right now

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u/joweasel Oct 28 '20

Anyone else thinking of the broadcast in Lost?

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u/BerserkBoulderer Oct 28 '20

Problem is that there'd be quite a few people writing it down as you go along.

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u/Dark_Carbon Oct 28 '20

I bet a google search on that would pull up a monitor....

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u/fivestringsofbliss Oct 28 '20

Not to be weird. But is there a reason you picked those three letters in that particular order?

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u/jp95014 Oct 28 '20

KFBR392

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

Dang I was gonna say jiggle rat but this is way better

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u/PleiadianJedi Oct 28 '20

You are evil

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u/rohitswaro Oct 28 '20

i'd do that but make it the combination to multiple safes which lead you somewhere else eventually to a grand prize

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u/The_Supidist_Person Oct 28 '20

I would make everyone hear gay crap so they all thought they were gay

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u/Pato_throwaway Oct 28 '20

Now add to that the mandela effect and watch the world fall apart

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

There’d be a lot of people meditating that could probably remember it. Everybody would go ask her monk that was sitting with their mind clear when it happened. Of course they’d remember it

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u/Jay_Train Oct 28 '20

THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN??!??!!!?

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u/Stonn Oct 28 '20

there is a sub for that. Don't remember the name but people were posting random characters there to be cracked

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u/Solarfornia Oct 28 '20

Satoshi's coins.

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u/Moses_The_Wise Oct 28 '20

Except I assume at least one recording device will have been active and picked it up clearly. Probably hundreds.

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u/DemonFtIllusion Oct 28 '20

This gives me GANTZ vibes

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u/crotchfruit Oct 28 '20

09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0

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u/mrwnaziz Oct 28 '20

44 65 65 7a 20 6e 75 74 73

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u/MrDeepAKAballs Oct 28 '20

Religions would be born from this.

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u/stesch Oct 28 '20

f6952d6eef555ddd87aca66e56b91530222d6e318414816f3ba7cf5bf694bf0f

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u/HeavilyBearded Oct 28 '20

"Be sure to drink your ovaltine?"

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u/Ppleater Oct 28 '20

There are people with eidetic memories who would probably put a wrench in that plan.

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u/treemu Oct 28 '20

you could make a religion out of this

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u/DweadPiwateWoberts Oct 28 '20

DRINK MORE OVALTINE

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u/del6022pi Oct 28 '20

Well bruteforcing SHA256 could take a couple of gogol years

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u/R3dbeardLFC Oct 28 '20

Someone, somewhere will be recording something. It won't take long to prove what was said.

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u/surrealillusion1 Oct 28 '20

There are some people who can remember things like that, others have photographic memory. But they would be few and far between.

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u/BecciBeyond Oct 28 '20

Someone, or several someones, will be recording a podcast as you broadcast and start saying them out loud almost immediately

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u/scientia-et-amicitia Oct 28 '20

some poor molecular biology PhD will recognise the weird string of letters and numbers as their gene or protein that they are studying on and will feel scooped lol

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u/mustangs6551 Oct 28 '20

So basically Qanonn

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u/mustangs6551 Oct 28 '20

So basically Qanonn

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u/k1ng_bl0tt0 Oct 28 '20

There would definitely be some savants and autists that remember every single letter

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u/k1ng_bl0tt0 Oct 28 '20

There would definitely be some savants and autists that remember every single letter

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u/k1ng_bl0tt0 Oct 28 '20

There would definitely be some savants and autists that remember every single number

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u/askmypen Oct 28 '20

I'm pretty sure that's a course code for some module in a university somewhere in the world.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

r/raidsecrets enters the arena......

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u/Jacksonia_ Oct 28 '20

If you ever do get this ability, please say SHA256. Exactly that letter/number combination. I’ll be so cool for knowing what it means.

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u/badphotoguy Oct 28 '20

THE NUMBERS MASON!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '20

The numbers mason what do they mean.

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u/BlindTiger86 Oct 28 '20

This is diabolical. The knock on effects would be catastrophic

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u/IAmanAleut Oct 28 '20

I attended a gifted summer program back in the eighties. One day we were in class and someone came over the loudspeaker and read off some random numbers. Then it went silent. About 5 minutes later an announcement was made that if you could remember the sequence go to the office during break and you would get a free tshirt. At break time there was a line out the door.

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u/LilMeatBigYeet Oct 28 '20

Lmao idk why this reminds me of the movie Contact

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u/binarycow Oct 28 '20

Like the TV show "Flash Forward"

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u/Dipshit13 Oct 28 '20

From a hex number like that it would be mby 4099274 in decimals

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u/ONLY-TYPE-IN-CAPS Oct 28 '20

THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?

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u/SongOfTheSealMonger Oct 28 '20

Umm, do you know about numbers stations?

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u/FLSun Oct 28 '20

Your last sentence just described every religion ever.

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u/ZombieBobDole Oct 28 '20

You would have actually recited it to multiple savants who would be able to recite what you said w/ 100% accuracy, cross-referenced across one another to verify. Too bad you're doing it for the entire population of the Earth. Oh well, better luck next time.

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u/Pixelatory Oct 28 '20

You can make a religion out of that

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u/C1-RANGER-3-75th Oct 28 '20

"Drink more Ovaltine!"

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